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There is nothing more hellish than being stuck in a purgatory drifting between Bronze 1 and 2 constantly. Hit bronze 2, immediately hit a winning streak and get to bronze 1. Once there, immediately get trashed by everyone you fight and get dumped back to bronze 2. Wash rinse repeat. Twice. Yare yare daze.
People say that I play braindead champions. Maybe. Maybe. Yet none of them remain standing after I dunk them.
utopus wrote:
@ The_Nameless_Bard Yikes how do you even heal that much on support 
Kayle? Her W doesn't even heal for that much
Kayle? Her W doesn't even heal for that much Divine Blessing has a higher base than Astral Infusion once you hit the third rank lol. It actually might have the highest max rank base heal value of any single target heal in the game as of now, since everything else has been nerfed. Plus I had Athene's Unholy Grail.The actual limiting factor is the flat 15 second cooldown, because the mana cost for health returned is pretty good too.
I have 2 friends I play with out of 8 (but they are in a group of 3 so I end up playing with them a lot) that are thirstier than a dying man in a desert for an S rank for their characters (so they can upgrade their masteries I imagine) and have been non-stop insta-locking and hogging lanes (top and mid, so fml) and one of them plays Malzahar like an addict, the other Sion.
The Malzahar main has no decent rune set up, terrible mastery choices, no idea how to lane and last hit or build their character but has spent $50 on their character by now (character itself and skins including the arcade one) and yells at anyone who even enters his lane, whining every game when he goes 0/0/0 (give or take an assist/death) until 20 minutes in with 100 CS and actually does things for his team (complaining every time someone 'kill-steals' when he uses his ultimate on a half health target) and in general is more pacifist than Ghandi, at least he doesn't die much and his ultimate helps but when you're behind prepare for a salt-storm and a more defeatist attitude than my clinical depression after I got kicked out of a friendship group I've been in for years.
Our Sion, oh Sion main where do I start?
For the first thing he mains Sion, one of the most countered characters on top lane currently since all the commonly seen top heroes counter him. He's the most tilted person I've known to exist, immediately going down the ****ter with his efforts when he has to re-call and doesn't have complete control of his lane. He has the worst ultimates I've seen, outright tower diving a half health hero with a point blank ultimate and one time he chased a hero who was nearly dead all the way back to the Nexus where he got killed and then quit the game. He doesn't understand what stutter-stepping is and is probably the most stubborn player I've seen, sticking rigorously to his build (which is pretty bad to begin with) and falls off the late game faster than a truck off a cliff on a snowy day.
Honestly, I have no idea why these guys are so ******* ****ing thirsty for an S rank when in reality just ****ing improve instead of ramming your head into a brick wall and wondering why nothing was accomplished. Just sick of the salt when I just want to have fun but can't when I have to play one of 3 roles or jump into the hell-hole that is solo-queue.
Side note but why are Penta-Kills as dedicated ranged-damage dealer characters seen as such a big achievement? It's not that hard to get one when the enemy are all 8 levels lower than you and more disorganised than a swarm of flies as Kindred with full build.
The Malzahar main has no decent rune set up, terrible mastery choices, no idea how to lane and last hit or build their character but has spent $50 on their character by now (character itself and skins including the arcade one) and yells at anyone who even enters his lane, whining every game when he goes 0/0/0 (give or take an assist/death) until 20 minutes in with 100 CS and actually does things for his team (complaining every time someone 'kill-steals' when he uses his ultimate on a half health target) and in general is more pacifist than Ghandi, at least he doesn't die much and his ultimate helps but when you're behind prepare for a salt-storm and a more defeatist attitude than my clinical depression after I got kicked out of a friendship group I've been in for years.
Our Sion, oh Sion main where do I start?
For the first thing he mains Sion, one of the most countered characters on top lane currently since all the commonly seen top heroes counter him. He's the most tilted person I've known to exist, immediately going down the ****ter with his efforts when he has to re-call and doesn't have complete control of his lane. He has the worst ultimates I've seen, outright tower diving a half health hero with a point blank ultimate and one time he chased a hero who was nearly dead all the way back to the Nexus where he got killed and then quit the game. He doesn't understand what stutter-stepping is and is probably the most stubborn player I've seen, sticking rigorously to his build (which is pretty bad to begin with) and falls off the late game faster than a truck off a cliff on a snowy day.
Honestly, I have no idea why these guys are so ******* ****ing thirsty for an S rank when in reality just ****ing improve instead of ramming your head into a brick wall and wondering why nothing was accomplished. Just sick of the salt when I just want to have fun but can't when I have to play one of 3 roles or jump into the hell-hole that is solo-queue.
Side note but why are Penta-Kills as dedicated ranged-damage dealer characters seen as such a big achievement? It's not that hard to get one when the enemy are all 8 levels lower than you and more disorganised than a swarm of flies as Kindred with full build.
Noob Zilean, Rammus and Kled trio main that loves to cause mischeif, mostly plays mid, top or support (practising Jungle). Also play Veigar, Vel'Koz, Thresh, Amumu, Fizz and Tahm Kench. I also dabble in random heroes that hit the free rotation that pique my interest.
Going mid as a support with ignite is more fun and effective than I ever imagined!
Going mid as a support with ignite is more fun and effective than I ever imagined!
Tuesday night went to bed with a bit of pain in the bottom right area of my stomach, thought you know it might be ok might go away in the morning.
Woke up Wednesday, was worse so i talked to my mom, went to the doctors office they sent me to the hospital. Had appendicitis and they did some surgery to take it out. Thursday went home mid day.
Here i am now feeling pretty good all things considered.
Woke up Wednesday, was worse so i talked to my mom, went to the doctors office they sent me to the hospital. Had appendicitis and they did some surgery to take it out. Thursday went home mid day.
Here i am now feeling pretty good all things considered.
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