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Lord Darius Demands New Recruits

Creator: Mowen August 20, 2012 6:04pm
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Posted by Darius on Mon, 2012-08-20 14:54

Silence! You are in the presence of Lord Darius, High Commander of the Grand Noxian Army and protector of the most powerful nation in Valoran. None shall oppose me, for the dreadful fate of Noxian justice shall befall them!

I have heard the reports from the East. That fool, Commando Jarvan IV, is mustering forces for his “elite” commandos. Never shall the forces of Noxus be outmatched by Demacian scum. My Crimson Elite shall bolster its ranks and meet this Demacian threat head-on and defend our glorious homeland! Approach, champions, to be judged worthy of joining the Noxian Crimson Elite.

Is this a joke, Taric? The Crimson Elite application clearly states that your
uniform include red and gold. Unacceptable. Try once more. 292 RP.

Ah, Ezreal. You have great power in that trinket you wear. You do not, however, embody
the true essence of Noxus. Blonde, really? Leave my hallowed halls! 487 RP.

Who brought this disgusting beast Trundle before me? I prefer my abominations
monstrous and gruesome. I will not be trolled! 487 RP.

Ah, you return, Bloodstone Taric, and in armor befitting the Crimson Elite! However, I regret to inform
you that I have no respect for the support role. Downright deplorable. 487 RP.

Pentakill Yorick, yes! A perfect edition to my elite team of… what the… is this
a contract rider?! Tour dates? Paid time off? Get out of my sight. 487 RP.

You’d think Full Metal Pantheon would be the ideal Noxian champion, yes? Wrong. What are you
compensating for with such a large shield, Artisan of War? 487 RP.

Bah! Whatever Crimson Elite rejects you scrape up here will only be discounted from August 21– August 24. Be quick, summoner. You wouldn’t want the Hand of Noxus gripped tightly around your neck, would you? I thought not. That would be downright daft of you.

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So I think I will pick up Bloodstone Taric because the art makes my jaw drop, and I like my men manly (even though Taric really isn't, but this will let me pretend like he is! :D). Anybody else going to spend some RP this week?

Also, what do you think of this formatting? Like it better / worse than the other ones? I like that the description is under the picture, but it does make the post longer.
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woah. new layout.

nice mowen.
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I like the new layout, and the sale is pretty epic :D

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Might get Trundle with my leftover RP :D
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Yesssssssss. I predicted the Taric skin sale perfectly. Was saving my last 1000 RP. Was considering blowing 975 on Bloodstone Taric a few days ago...but then looked at a list of past sales and thought I should just wait it out till Tuesday.
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Damn, I'm glad I enjoy Pantheon enough to have two skins for him, or there would be nothing for me in this.

Thanks to DuskToGlory for the sigs. LOL :)

Working on a Pantheon guide, will finish when I get around to it, could be never.
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noooo they put the wrong Taric skin on sale!

If you felt I contributed and stuff, can I have a (+1 Rep =3)?
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