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wtf is notch smoking

Creator: caucheka November 11, 2011 6:19pm
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so minecraft v 1.9 pre release 6 is now out which allows you to... win minecraft.

no seriously, the final dimension aka the end is a floating island in the middle of nowhere so you can fight the big scary dragon which has so much health that it requires a health bar on the screen (and the healthbar is even labeled as 'boss')

theres also no way out of the end unless you die or kill the dragon. in which the dragon will drop nothing but it will create a portal out.

going through the portal reveals a super long length.. poem? written by a 13 year old most likely and drags on for hours, in which it reveals that, lol minecraft was just a dream now wake up. and thats followed by the credits. this whole process drags on for 10 minutes.


edit: snooped around notches twitter.
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Hoooookaaay.

Someone was high.

I guess Minecraft has never really made sense before though, so what the hell. :P
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Pretty nice man, pretty nice.
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Didn't even knew minecraft had a story that it required an ending?
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Aww what the ****? -Uninstalled-

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Seriously. Seriously...


That's ****.
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Aww, some people can't handle getting slapped by poetic realism.
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By any chance, does the ending include how minecraft even got popular to begin with? That's always a mystery I've been meaning to have answered for a while.
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^ Looooooooooooooooooooool
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Someone with a LEGO fetish and an understanding of how to code. Minecraft's creator in a nutshell.

People that played/play Minecraft, a group of people with nothing better to do on their friday nights. Or at all.....

Do I mean that negatively? No...Because I typically have nothing to do on my Fridays but play games.

The fact that it had an ending....Dude got lazy and was tired of building things with LEGOs. He's moved on to Lincoln Logs.

WOODSCRAFT incoming.

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