"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Why would I be jelly? lol
You would be a pretty sad person if you actually got that score without cheating. Then again, cheating makes you pretty sad too..
You would be a pretty sad person if you actually got that score without cheating. Then again, cheating makes you pretty sad too..
"Doing something, almost being done, then parents come in and don't let you finish.
Yes, I had a rough childhood." - devdevil
Yes, I had a rough childhood." - devdevil
Wasn't a great test anyway.
You could tell the creator slipped in some bias in what the questions were on, there was no Cutie Mark Crusader questions other than what it stands for, and it's a low ranking, for example. If you're a big CMC fan but have no interest in the mane 6, then you'll score lower.
Thankfully there wasn't any Twilight questions either. Hate that *****.
You could tell the creator slipped in some bias in what the questions were on, there was no Cutie Mark Crusader questions other than what it stands for, and it's a low ranking, for example. If you're a big CMC fan but have no interest in the mane 6, then you'll score lower.
Thankfully there wasn't any Twilight questions either. Hate that *****.

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You realize we don't give a **** about real ponies, right? :P
*cries*