Ugh
I was expecting this soon.
I refuse to listen again
FEMALE JBEEBS
She's coming to the mall near me on april 1st
I was expecting this soon.
I refuse to listen again
FEMALE JBEEBS
She's coming to the mall near me on april 1st
Trojan995 wrote:
She's coming to the mall near me on april 1st
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I made myself sit through the whole thing...MAN was that painful >.>
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The lyrics are so horrendously bad that I couldn't finish the whole song. This song went viral a few days ago, and many of you may have noticed your friends posting it on Facebook.