HOT - Chuck Norris Has Reached MobaFire

[quote=HoLyHiraKo]Greetings, just as every site , forum, blog, etc has a chuck norris fan room i thought that we might have one as well. Submit your League Of Legends Chuck Norris related jokes on this thread, make people laugh and have some fun of your own. Please come up with innovating comments and try not to write similar or same jokes as some other person !!! Have Fun !!! Here are some of mine: Chuck Norris can move as he pleases even when he is feared. Chuck Norris controls the summoner not the opposite. Chuck Norris has 7 inventory slots. Chuck Norris has passive automatic victory. Chuck Norris can kill baron nashor at 14 minute mark. Chuck Norris tells the dragon when to respawn. Chuck Norris can see the map without wards. Chuck Norris can have more than one same unique items( 2 Sunfire,etc). Chuck Norris can counter jungle from his base. Chuck Norris has red and blue buff all the time. Chuck Norris begins with his skills rank 5. Chuck Norris is invincible to all CC. Chuck Norris can't surrender.[/quote]

[quote=Jebus McAzn]we have this already it's called "because i'm lee sin, the blind monk" :D[/quote]

[quote=HoLyHiraKo][quote=Jebus McAzn] we have this already it's called "because i'm lee sin, the blind monk" :D [/quote] Didn't see his name on the title !! :D thats why. anyway it's a nice bunch of jokes.[/quote]

[quote=HoLyHiraKo]Anyway i've seen the lee sin post but this is about chuck ^^ not lee sin. he might be op but he ain't the godly chuck.[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi]HEY GUYS! CHUCK NORRIS JOKES ARE STILL COOL RIGHT!? :V[/quote]

[quote=Xaioli]^ is a jerk :v[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi]BUT ARE THEY COOL?! IF SO I GOT LIKE A MILLION JOKES ON MY MIND FOR THIS THREAD, ALL STARTING WITH CHUCK NORRIS AND ENDING IN CHUCK NORRIS, CAUSE CHUCK NORRIS IS THE BEGINNING AND END OF YOUR MISERABLE LIFE CAUSE HE BANGED YOUR MOM AND HE WILL END YOUR LIFE BY BANGING YOU HOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO![/quote]

[quote=Deathwalker8000][embed]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xnc1-jPP-Y0[/embed][/quote]

[quote=HoLyHiraKo][quote=Toshabi] BUT ARE THEY COOL?! IF SO I GOT LIKE A MILLION JOKES ON MY MIND FOR THIS THREAD, ALL STARTING WITH CHUCK NORRIS AND ENDING IN CHUCK NORRIS, CAUSE CHUCK NORRIS IS THE BEGINNING AND END OF YOUR MISERABLE LIFE CAUSE HE BANGED YOUR MOM AND HE WILL END YOUR LIFE BY BANGING YOU HOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO! [/quote] 1st: Caps makes you cool 2nd: u're rude 3rd: get out of your house for a change possibly 4th: use ur other hand once in a while. *,...,*[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi]Croconaw says no.[/quote]