**** league. Need a life coach?

[quote=throatslasher]When I have problems, I'm fortunate enough to have a brother to talk shit out with. I'm also gifted at helping others work shit out. I'm often hit up for my thoughts on certain topics because I'm experienced in life and I'm discreet. Some of you may not have anyone to bounce their ideas or problems off of, or they would be embarrassed to talk about with loved ones. If anyone ever wants to talk, my inbox is open, and your secrets are safe with me. We can talk through pm's or we can chat over Skype or if you're comfortable I can answer on this thread. 100% discreet, 100% objective, hmu[/quote]

[quote=koksei]not sure if trolling or not. I cant imagine you being a good "life coach" lmao[/quote]

[quote=Janitsu][quote=throatslasher] When I have problems, I'm fortunate enough to have a brother to talk shit out with. I'm also gifted at helping others work shit out. I'm often hit up for my thoughts on certain topics because I'm experienced in life and I'm discreet. Some of you may not have anyone to bounce their ideas or problems off of, or they would be embarrassed to talk about with loved ones. If anyone ever wants to talk, my inbox is open, and your secrets are safe with me. We can talk through pm's or we can chat over Skype or if you're comfortable I can answer on this thread. 100% discreet, 100% objective, hmu [/quote] How to get bigger from down there?[/quote]

[quote=Bioalchemist][quote=koksei] not sure if trolling or not. [/quote] i second this. don't get me wrong I have seen great maturity but I have also seen you go straight ape shit. if you aren't trolling this is an awful nice post. not your style...but hey I like surprises :)[/quote]

[quote=sirell]He only goes apeshit on matters of LoL (and MF admin) as far as I can tell. Personal matters are a whole different thing, though I can't say I know Max here well enough to say definitively.[/quote]

[quote=throatslasher]Haha. Can get pretty passionate when the mods do their usual schtick, but in IRL, I've done it all. If you think I'm trolling, then try me. Throat, I'm having some problems with my gf. Mhm, mhm, have you considered killing yourself?[/quote]

[quote=sirell]That is some solid advice right there. [h5]But no ty.[/h5][/quote]

[quote=C4 Lasty]I touch myself at night. Am I going to the H place?[/quote]

[quote=Bioalchemist]^ no but you might be killing kittens.[/quote]

[quote=throatslasher]No, lasty, but you WILL go blind and kill your mother and also your bandwidth will decrease[/quote]