Wayne3100 wrote:
He had attacked me with it once leaving me at 2 health, then it was my turn. Simple as that :P
He hadn't dealt any damage to you before that? O.o
Wow. That's weird.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Thalia Kael wrote:
Died to a Warsong Commander + Core Hound cheese T_T
Dude, that's nothing compared to the quadruple Molten Giant+Warsong Commander combo.
40damage in one turn.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I'm starting to really like the RNG mechanic in Hearthstone :D It actually produces suspense and ****! Like yesterday, I needed 2 damage on the enemy hero for a lethal or I'll die next turn, and all I could play was Mad Bomber :P Even though it didn't work out, it was actually..fun :P
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