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"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girlsďťż on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girlsďťż on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Sorry, but that ship was destroyed when he ****ING BROKE THE MID LANE SUICIDE PACT.
Oh god, that's about as consensual as Vavena + Nighthawk.
I'm eagerly awaiting the result. (you better not abandon it)
That james sponge bob guy is too lame to make a decent fic for. I couldn't think of anything to say about him other than him having a toenail fetish and ends up gettin rengar so drunk that he passes out and awakens to being tied up in a bed, where his feet are suspended in a wooden holder while a very disturbed, disgruntled and deranged JamesSpongeBob delicately rubs his tongue across the tops of his nails while clipping them with a toe nail clipper he buys from a local Dollar Store for a super savings price of $.69.
It's later found out that James has a bottle of toenail clippings from 5 different champs (all of which seem to be animal related, ranging from fizz, Warwick, Kha'zix, Teemo, and Volibear). What he does with these toe nail clippings is he takes off the lid, pulls down his pants and sticks his
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Searz wrote:
Oh god, that's about as consensual as Vavena + Nighthawk.
I'm eagerly awaiting the result. (you better not abandon it)
That james sponge bob guy is too lame to make a decent fic for. I couldn't think of anything to say about him other than him having a toenail fetish and ends up gettin rengar so drunk that he passes out and awakens to being tied up in a bed, where his feet are suspended in a wooden holder while a very disturbed, disgruntled and deranged JamesSpongeBob delicately rubs his tongue across the tops of his nails while clipping them with a toe nail clipper he buys from a local Dollar Store for a super savings price of $.69.
It's later found out that James has a bottle of toenail clippings from 5 different champs (all of which seem to be animal related, ranging from fizz, Warwick, Kha'zix, Teemo, and Volibear). What he does with these toe nail clippings is he takes off the lid, pulls down his pants and sticks his
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MrCuddowls wrote:
Hahahaha telling me my items are bad HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAhA
Listen buddy don't judge someone's items if your only level 13
This build is Platinum approved, Thats all you need to know
The_Nameless_Bard wrote:
GMDxToshabi is my new otp....who am I to stand in the way of true love?
"If two men wanna open up to eachother and share a love more sweet and esquisite than anything a man and woman can ever find together, then that's their problem."
- Stan Smith
GrandmasterD wrote:
I didn't break that!!
You MURDERED ME When I just wanted to stop on bot and say hi. I EVEN GAVE YOU A FLAG.
GrandmasterD wrote:
That was after, and at that point I had no choice, I didn't want to do it! I swear!
I EVEN SAID I WAS COMING DOWN! Let's face it, all you wanted were my buffs. That's the only reason why you did the pact to begin with. I honestly felt different about you. I thought the D stood for doable. Now I know the D stands for ****.
My death... is on your flippers! >:^[
jhoijhoi wrote:
Also, I think the levels of immorality in this thread are astounding. You'd really throw a child off a boat for your own luggage? Wow.
Toshabi wrote:
I EVEN SAID I WAS COMING DOWN! Let's face it, all you wanted were my buffs. That's the only reason why you did the pact to begin with. I honestly felt different about you. I thought the D stood for doable. Now I know the D stands for ****.
My death... is on your flippers! >:^[
Of course not! Also I gave them right back afterwards! I was ordered to do it, gun to my head, I had no choice!
GrandmasterD wrote:
Of course not! Also I gave them right back afterwards! I was ordered to do it, gun to my head, I had no choice!
That was right after I performed my wolf fang fists⢠. Nobody gets away from my wolf fang fists⢠. And that takes A LOT of effort on my part. You were trying to take the buffs and run, but thank god for alimony.
jhoijhoi wrote:
Also, I think the levels of immorality in this thread are astounding. You'd really throw a child off a boat for your own luggage? Wow.
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Oh god, that's about as consensual as Vavena + Nighthawk.
I'm eagerly awaiting the result. (you better not abandon it)