"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Bioalchemist wrote:
these are the people that run my government...faith in humanity = zero.
"... that it would tip over and capsize"
Huh? ... he can't possibly mean...
Is this fake or something?
*looks him up*
OH MY GOD
It might not be as bad as people may think though. He might just be the greatest troll that ever lived.
"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
holy f*ck this reddit AMA (NSFW)
Couldn't even read past the first sentence, disgusting :/ so I skipped to the comments.
The comments though were the funniest I have ever read in a while, tears of laughter and disgust at the same time
Couldn't even read past the first sentence, disgusting :/ so I skipped to the comments.
The comments though were the funniest I have ever read in a while, tears of laughter and disgust at the same time
genius. palin. how i love you.
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/jon-stewart-fox-news-lives-world-pure-fear-151144013.html
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/jon-stewart-fox-news-lives-world-pure-fear-151144013.html
Thanks to jhoijhoi for my signature!
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Just when I thought I understood what the mlp fandom was all about, this comes along.
One does not simply understand MLP fandom.