Pranks that Hurt People

[quote=DillButt64][quote=Pølsemanden] [quote=DillButt64] the hour after it happened [/quote] Sure, after it happened... Seems kinda shady to me you could be there with such short notice >.> [/quote] she lives in cali and i live in NC, i dunno how i could long distance rape her, so she texted me, well i texted her happy birthday cuz it was her birthday but then she texted back and yeah so no polse i didnt rape her and Searz the egg thing happens more than you think but its still not something to overreact over[/quote]

[quote=Mooninites][quote=jhoijhoi] Like I said. It's not the egg that bothered me. It's the recklessness of it. Also, what's the worst that could happen? What if it hit an eye? Travelling at more than 60km/hr, an impact with an eye can cause permanent damage. [/quote] If you were emotionally or psychologically damaged please seek counseling [spoiler] for being the most ridiculous person on the planet [/spoiler] [quote=caucheka] coming from mooninites? lol. [/quote] ya my bad, I shouldn't get butthurt over voluntarily letting a child. I'm just an irrational being[/quote]

[quote=MyRepublic]If you react this way about an egg being thrown at you how do you expect to be a teacher? The first food fight you see you might go into hysterics and get locked up in a mental hospital. in all seriousness though this might be the biggest overreaction to anything I've ever seen. It's pretty much borderline insanity. Let's compare your response to a normal person. You : OMG MY LYFE IS OVER MY WOrLD IS FALLING APART MY WHOLE VIEW OF THE HUMAN RACE IS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN. Anyone else: Ow... What a dick.[/quote]

[quote=Searz][quote=jhoijhoi] I don't get what you're trying to say. If someone throws a brick off of a building and it narrowly misses me, am I supposed to be reassured that it won't happen again, due to the odds?[/quote] You're supposed to not give as much of a fuck. You where obviously really scared by the whole event and I just wanted to illustrate how pointless it is to bother with these kinds of things(fear in general really). [quote=jhoijhoi] When you throw something from a moving vehicle, the two velocities are added, so car (60 km/hr) + throw (xx km/hr). Which is why I said minimum of 60 km/hr (speed limit of the road we were walking beside).[/quote] That only applies if both forces are in the same direction. Him throwing forward would also mean that he would run you over with the car. Assuming that the throw was roughly diagonal from the car you could use Pythagoras to calculate the actual speed.[/quote]