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Share your most patriarchal stories, men.

Creator: MrCuddowls September 20, 2013 2:59pm
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I am traveling on a crowded bus into the city, sitting on the outside seat as a women approaches.
She moves to stand next to my seat, proud of her independence and capability.

A horrified expression darkens her feminine features as I begin to stand for her.

A patriarchal smile crosses my face and as she realizes what is taking place, tears begin to form and her features begins to tremble as her pride is wiped from her once confident being.

I gesture for her to take my seat as I develop a very visible erection, making her lack of power more prominent.

She takes the seat, thanking me mournfully with tears of impotent rage, now undisguised.

The other standing men begin to grunt and beat their chests, the women staring at their feet sadly, wishing that they were not on the bus.
I lean over to the young lady and whisper softly...

"It was my privilege."
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I won an argument against my 2 yr old sister, come at me.
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i want to have a 2year old sister too. they are far less annoying than 3 11-15 year old little brothers.
I AM NOT AFFECTED BY ELOHELL. NOOBS AND TROLLS NEVER RUIN MY RANKED GAMES.
I DON'T GET STUCK AND I NEVER GET ONLY 2LP FOR A WIN.

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i once held a door open for a woman.


she was practically trembling as i oppressed her.
I like things that make me feel stupid. - Ken Levine
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caucheka wrote:

i once held a door open for a woman.


she was practically trembling as i oppressed her.

YOU MONSTER
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"I also am Otherkin. Whenever autumn rolls around I can feel my kin-type slowly taking over my body. You must know, I identify as pumpkin. I can control it pretty good most of the time, but when September ends, I just cant hold it in anymore. Whenever Im outside I see my brothers and sisters being chopped into soup, coffee, donuts, cake, drinks, bread - ppl even cut human faces into their skin, making a mockery out of their noble appearance. When I see things like that I cant control my pumpkin urges anymore. My natural instincts kick in. I then sit down motionless, while getting bright orange." - Morgana L
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I have a similar one from my cousin. He told me what happened, I just wrote it better.

I was in an elevator at a crowded and uncomfortable shopping complex. A young lady is standing next to me looking noticeably rushed. As the door opens where we are all getting off, I gesture for her to leave first.

A hush descends upon the lift.

She appears simultaneously furious and ashamed.

I develop a massive erection and proceed to say "Ladies first."

The men in the lift, including the little boy, all smile and lick their lips in anticipation of my conquest.

She shudders, disgusted by what is taking place. My erection became larger knowing that the dignity that she once cherished had now been crushed.

She begins to step out the door, the other women looking on solemnly, knowing the defeat and shame that she feels.

She turns to me momentarily, all pride and gumption washed from her features, with tears welling up in her eyes, she mutters "thank you."

My erection almost burst through my trousers as I said to her, now mesmerized at my massive girth, "It was my privilege."
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Here's the best one I've seen. It's written perfectly.


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Meh, this is getting old real fast..
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Searz wrote:

Meh, this is getting old real fast..

I think it was his privilege
Change is gooooood
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