caucheka wrote:
i once held a door open for a woman.
she was practically trembling as i oppressed her.
YOU MONSTER
Sittin' on chimneys, putting fire up my ***.
"I biked 12km in a blizzard today and mice are chewing on my chocolate bars. Life's good."
"I biked 12km in a blizzard today and mice are chewing on my chocolate bars. Life's good."
I have a similar one from my cousin. He told me what happened, I just wrote it better.
I was in an elevator at a crowded and uncomfortable shopping complex. A young lady is standing next to me looking noticeably rushed. As the door opens where we are all getting off, I gesture for her to leave first.
A hush descends upon the lift.
She appears simultaneously furious and ashamed.
I develop a massive erection and proceed to say "Ladies first."
The men in the lift, including the little boy, all smile and lick their lips in anticipation of my conquest.
She shudders, disgusted by what is taking place. My erection became larger knowing that the dignity that she once cherished had now been crushed.
She begins to step out the door, the other women looking on solemnly, knowing the defeat and shame that she feels.
She turns to me momentarily, all pride and gumption washed from her features, with tears welling up in her eyes, she mutters "thank you."
My erection almost burst through my trousers as I said to her, now mesmerized at my massive girth, "It was my privilege."
I was in an elevator at a crowded and uncomfortable shopping complex. A young lady is standing next to me looking noticeably rushed. As the door opens where we are all getting off, I gesture for her to leave first.
A hush descends upon the lift.
She appears simultaneously furious and ashamed.
I develop a massive erection and proceed to say "Ladies first."
The men in the lift, including the little boy, all smile and lick their lips in anticipation of my conquest.
She shudders, disgusted by what is taking place. My erection became larger knowing that the dignity that she once cherished had now been crushed.
She begins to step out the door, the other women looking on solemnly, knowing the defeat and shame that she feels.
She turns to me momentarily, all pride and gumption washed from her features, with tears welling up in her eyes, she mutters "thank you."
My erection almost burst through my trousers as I said to her, now mesmerized at my massive girth, "It was my privilege."
Meh, this is getting old real fast..
"I walked up to her big butt and asked her *** butt what." - Lil Wayne, lyrical genius
"I can't decide where I stand on abortion, on one hand it is killing children, on the other it gives women a choice." - ???
"I can't decide where I stand on abortion, on one hand it is killing children, on the other it gives women a choice." - ???
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She moves to stand next to my seat, proud of her independence and capability.
A horrified expression darkens her feminine features as I begin to stand for her.
A patriarchal smile crosses my face and as she realizes what is taking place, tears begin to form and her features begins to tremble as her pride is wiped from her once confident being.
I gesture for her to take my seat as I develop a very visible erection, making her lack of power more prominent.
She takes the seat, thanking me mournfully with tears of impotent rage, now undisguised.
The other standing men begin to grunt and beat their chests, the women staring at their feet sadly, wishing that they were not on the bus.
I lean over to the young lady and whisper softly...
"It was my privilege."