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Throatslasher's red pill field reports

Creator: throatslasher June 25, 2014 9:29am
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This is my field report, aka my journal of red pill experiences to go along with my 'picking up women' guide coming soon. I will not be going into too many specifics to protect identities. All of these stories will be 100% true, 0% embelishment. I started consuming the red pill around march/april, so my stories will eventually catch up to today. For now, here's my first encounter on the red pill.

I had just broken up with my long distance girlfriend. It was painful but I will spare everyone the details. Shortly after, I discovered TRP and began improving myself. I bought some clothes, maintained my place and worked out daily. In April, one of my besties invited me to dinner at 1AM with a non-disclosed mix of people. He assured me, there will be single women there. Me, wanting to be a good wingman and meet some new people, went. Unfortunately, 75% of the people there were aged 16-18. I could have tried to run game on an 18 year old, but these were not particularly cute or interesting 18 year olds. There was one cute girl, I'll call her P. P was there with her boyfriend. Her boyfriend was 5'6, had a fedora on, and had blonde wispy facial hair and too many bracelets. In my mind, I thought, I can't lose to this guy. I start talking to P right in front of her boyfriend and start spitting game. She's eating it up. We're cracking each other up, talking about the restaurant, etc etc. Long story short, my friend wants to bail so I oblige, before I go, I hand my phone to her and tell her to put her number in it (right in front of fedora-bro).

I do the 3 day wait and hit P up. I run a solid text game and score dinner about 2 weeks after that first encounter. We eat and shoot the ****. I ask her about fedora-bro (I know his name, but I call him fedora-bro to her face). She says they broke up. I smile and say "Wow, that's a relief. That saves me the trouble of breaking you two up." She giggles and smiles. We chat some more and make our way to her car for goodbyes. She says she had a great time and goes for a hug. I hug her and say, 'really?' pull back, and kiss her facehole. We make out for a while and she turns beat red and says, 'kissing on a first date?' To which I reply, "you should see what happens on the second date".

She's definitely in for a second date. She comes over to my place and I cook for her. We have a nice meal and watch some netflix. 10 minutes of not watching netflix turns into making out, and then we move to the bed. That's how I scored my first plate since taking the red pill.

~Next entry: Going on online dates.
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I find your lack of details disturbing.
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Did you mention you were diamond?


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we sure she didn't move to the bed cuz of bad food? Nothing personal, just asking.
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koksei wrote:

Did you mention you were diamond?

I know I'd put out in a heartbeat.

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For those interested in what TRP (The Red Pill) means:
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-red-pill-reddit-2013-8

In short: it's a group of extremists, similar to feminists (but obviously the other side of the coin).
And like with any extremist group, it has unbalanced views. There is always some truth to the views of groups such as these, but they also construct their own view of the world from their core principles. A view that almost always differs greatly from the actual world.
Morpheus seems surprisingly reasonable though, from the short excerpts I've read from him.

Also, anybody else annoyed as all hell at that feminist chick badmouthing TRP? YOU'RE A ****ING EXTREMIST TOO, YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS THEM(the worst of them). ****ing hell, the stupidity in that one..

I think I need to post this on Facebook. I have a sister that is a feminist and I keep telling her that she's an idiot, but to no avail.
"That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence." - Christopher Hitchens
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I would say that's a mediocre/bad representation, read this instead http://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/12v1hf/almost_a_hundred_subscribers_welcome_newcomers/
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Inb4 diamond tier herpes.
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Toshabi wrote:

Inb4 diamond tier herpes.


Did not know that was a thing; thanks for the heads-up.

Reminds me, does Toshabi have great tips to get chicks?
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Also, I'd just like to point out that I'm for equality(if that wasn't clear already), BOTH WAYS. If women want the unjust advantages that men have to end then the same has to go for the unjust advantages that women have over men.

I've posted videos from this girl many times before and will continue to do so until feminism is no longer a thing (lol, good luck me):
"I walked up to her big butt and asked her *** butt what." - Lil Wayne, lyrical genius

"I can't decide where I stand on abortion, on one hand it is killing children, on the other it gives women a choice." - ???
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