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"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Canoas
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Doomedhalo2 wrote:
GASP!! So that's the person who stole my dog last summer!!! >=O
Person? I'm afraid not. He's a robot created right at the end of WW2 by the Nazis. Luckily the war ended before he was deployed. It's said that he was created by mashing together a thousand tamagotchis stolen from dying children and infusing them with the pure vile essence of a million tarantulas.
And don't worry, this topic will be locked as soon as Mowen opens her mobafire tab. I suggest we make the best of the few remaining moments we have here.
Minho
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MrCuddowls wrote:
Yes Searz thank you
This thread is better locked then open
You just don't like it because people are bashing you! :o
Just Kidding.
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Canoas
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Canoas wrote:
he asked him to insult him continue insulting him
INDEED
"If someone is ****, you point at them and declare "****!". Because this is the internet." - Serpentiferous
"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and little girls are the FBI." - ???
"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and little girls are the FBI." - ???
Canoas wrote:
Person? I'm afraid not. He's a robot created right at the end of WW2 by the Nazis. Luckily the war ended before he was deployed. It's said that he was created by mashing together a thousand tamagotchis stolen from dying children and infusing them with the pure vile essence of a million tarantulas.
And don't worry, this topic will be locked as soon as Mowen opens her mobafire tab. I suggest we make the best of the few remaining moments we have here.
Waaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiit, Mowen's a girl!?!?!!?!?! Jeeze you learn something new everyday~
Nighthawk wrote:
Erm... Obviously? Can't you see all my er... profound swearing?
"Games may not be art, but this one did wonderful things to my ****." - Roger Ebert
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
This is something that would have been better addressed in a PM.
So please continue this in PMs.