It's stupid Mario Karts fault. They made it that the further behind you were; the faster you were and the better items you get. What's that second place? You have three red shells? Well my banana will... *BANG*.
Australians, the best gamers in the world combined with the worst ping.
If I get ahead in Mario Kart, there is nothing you can do. So many people have tried to stop me or slow me in some fashion. Not possible.
Need for Speed was made specifically so that on certain races you literally have no choice but to own the race and then wreck right before the end 30 damn times in a row. I have replaced many controllers because of this.
Need for Speed was made specifically so that on certain races you literally have no choice but to own the race and then wreck right before the end 30 damn times in a row. I have replaced many controllers because of this.
Personal habitual activites? Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
"It's a colloquial shorthand that means the paradigm exists because of how the game works mechanically. Hence, "the Meta." Stop being a useless pedant." - PlayGooYa
"It's a colloquial shorthand that means the paradigm exists because of how the game works mechanically. Hence, "the Meta." Stop being a useless pedant." - PlayGooYa
Even if that first blue shell doesn't make you go to 8th place there's always some ***hat that takes the 2nd ****ing blue shell.
Every. ****ing. Time.
It's just like in pokemon, you try to get out of the grass but then AT THE ****ING EDGE OF THE GRASS SOME ****** *** ODDISH WANTS TO SUCK YOUR ****.
EVERY. ****ING. TIME.
Every. ****ing. Time.
It's just like in pokemon, you try to get out of the grass but then AT THE ****ING EDGE OF THE GRASS SOME ****** *** ODDISH WANTS TO SUCK YOUR ****.
EVERY. ****ING. TIME.







god i saw this one comic where the pokemon trainer (i think it was red) and he was running through this cave, and the warning for the pokemon repellent was wearing off, then it wore off and 50 golbats piled on him.
I like things that make me feel stupid. - Ken Levine
IDK what it was about mario cart, but it was always awesome getting red shells. Oh the best ones where the green ones... I mean I would want them all the time... when I got them, I would shoot them off and they be bouncing around and if i got lucky they would be going zig zag on the track. I mean like almost not moving forward lol. Its funny when my brothers would see them all boucing...
"ERIC YOU ****ER!! GO YOU ****ING SHROOM HEAD!!! DONT GET HIT! *SHELL IMPACT I TAKE THE LEAD* DAMN YOU MONKEY!!!"
Than there was the Blue shell...
"OH **** **** ****!!! GO GO GO GO GO!!! DAAAAAAAAMN YOU ERIC!!!!"
But the best place for Shells was the block forts and the double decker... Green shells on a single lvl... Oh man... If you fell off the forts you was dead... We had like 12 green shells bouncing around... You prayed for a star lol or banana peels.
OHHHHH BANANA PEELS!!! Man those where awesome. If you got the train NO ONE would get close to you. If they did, side swipe them and they spin out scattering them all over the track. The best thing is you could shoot them. Man on the Forts it was Damned if you saty on the forts, damned if you fell off. But than again, shooting banana peels helped with that lol
"ERIC YOU ****ER!! GO YOU ****ING SHROOM HEAD!!! DONT GET HIT! *SHELL IMPACT I TAKE THE LEAD* DAMN YOU MONKEY!!!"
Than there was the Blue shell...
"OH **** **** ****!!! GO GO GO GO GO!!! DAAAAAAAAMN YOU ERIC!!!!"
But the best place for Shells was the block forts and the double decker... Green shells on a single lvl... Oh man... If you fell off the forts you was dead... We had like 12 green shells bouncing around... You prayed for a star lol or banana peels.
OHHHHH BANANA PEELS!!! Man those where awesome. If you got the train NO ONE would get close to you. If they did, side swipe them and they spin out scattering them all over the track. The best thing is you could shoot them. Man on the Forts it was Damned if you saty on the forts, damned if you fell off. But than again, shooting banana peels helped with that lol
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