i dont support the xbox but i found this pretty funny
http://www.dorkly.com/article/52521/don-mattricks-first-draft-of-the-xbox-one-update-announcement
http://www.dorkly.com/article/52521/don-mattricks-first-draft-of-the-xbox-one-update-announcement
Thanks to TheNamelessBard for the signature
DillButt64 wrote:
darcurse you do know thats fake right? its not really his original draft its something some guy made as a joke...thought it was kinda obvious
what are you talking about? All MS employees start their messages with ingrates, it gives a refined touch to their speech.
thanks Hogopogo for the banner :D
Microsoft apparently offered 17bit a publishing deal with their title Skulls of the Shogun.
Turns out the results were... less than satisfactory..
*not surprised*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8ZJiCUczsY
Turns out the results were... less than satisfactory..
*not surprised*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8ZJiCUczsY
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
DillButt64 wrote:
darcurse you do know thats fake right? its not really his original draft its something some guy made as a joke...thought it was kinda obvious
I know.
But that doesn't let my post hold less truth.
You really think they'd go all "Oh, well it didn't work lying to them and forcing them to choke it down, so let's switch back to the old model", just like that? Nope.
I simply want to expose the mistakes of
"MS knows what's possible and what's not, they would never lie to us if they tell us that DRM isn't possible to switch off/downwards compability isn't possible"
You never can really decide if you want to be amused about it or feel really REALLY sad for the person who just said that.
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