i dont support the xbox but i found this pretty funny
http://www.dorkly.com/article/52521/don-mattricks-first-draft-of-the-xbox-one-update-announcement
http://www.dorkly.com/article/52521/don-mattricks-first-draft-of-the-xbox-one-update-announcement
Thanks to TheNamelessBard for the signature
DillButt64 wrote:
darcurse you do know thats fake right? its not really his original draft its something some guy made as a joke...thought it was kinda obvious
what are you talking about? All MS employees start their messages with ingrates, it gives a refined touch to their speech.
thanks Hogopogo for the banner :D
Microsoft really likes spewing ********.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1RI4hAc9UU&t=228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1RI4hAc9UU&t=228
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"I also am Otherkin. Whenever autumn rolls around I can feel my kin-type slowly taking over my body. You must know, I identify as pumpkin. I can control it pretty good most of the time, but when September ends, I just cant hold it in anymore. Whenever Im outside I see my brothers and sisters being chopped into soup, coffee, donuts, cake, drinks, bread - ppl even cut human faces into their skin, making a mockery out of their noble appearance. When I see things like that I cant control my pumpkin urges anymore. My natural instincts kick in. I then sit down motionless, while getting bright orange." - Morgana L
Microsoft apparently offered 17bit a publishing deal with their title Skulls of the Shogun.
Turns out the results were... less than satisfactory..
*not surprised*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8ZJiCUczsY
Turns out the results were... less than satisfactory..
*not surprised*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8ZJiCUczsY
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"MY WHOLE LIFE IS A WANK." - WTTNHK
"There are boobs...LOTS OF BOOBS. And then Obama comes out of no where." - JEFFY40HANDS, on Air Gear
DillButt64 wrote:
darcurse you do know thats fake right? its not really his original draft its something some guy made as a joke...thought it was kinda obvious
I know.
But that doesn't let my post hold less truth.
You really think they'd go all "Oh, well it didn't work lying to them and forcing them to choke it down, so let's switch back to the old model", just like that? Nope.
I simply want to expose the mistakes of
"MS knows what's possible and what's not, they would never lie to us if they tell us that DRM isn't possible to switch off/downwards compability isn't possible"
You never can really decide if you want to be amused about it or feel really REALLY sad for the person who just said that.
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