This is how I feel about Riot's balance team lately;

"Guys... Something's wrong with Corki and Irelia."

Well... What is it?

"I... I don't know."

Well. I think I have the perfect solution!

"You mean it~!?"

*Moments later, Riot employees are spinning each other around blind folded with darts in their hands*

Okay. Now that you're more disoriented than a drunkard, throw this dart here at that dart board. We've stuck champion skills in the various parts of the board.

"Wait, each champion only has 4 skills..."

Oh just throw it, if it lands in a champion that doesn't need a nerf, who cares, we'll just nerf it anyway.

"Oh okay."

*Throws dart.*

"Well! Looks like Corki and Irelia's abusive true damage values are safe for today! In fact, she'll even keep her bat**** OP sustain for months and months because we don't analyze problems, we just try random *** nerfs until we get it right."

Good talk, glad we got together.

"Yeah I love darts. And Vladimir. Let's buff Vladimir. Everyone loves Vladimir, he's just so fun to play against."