Views: 1606 I'll move to your country if you get me a job there. Oh, and AMA if you so
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Yep, I will. As long as it's graphic design/editorial design/identity design/webdesign(eh you'll regret this)/illustration/photography. All I require is a job/paid internship.
Now why would you want to do that? Well, because I'm awesome, you'd have my eternal gratitude, my potential eternal friendship (**** happens) and I'd gift you something. Like a ferret. Or skins. Or a personal assassin. I can also cook, design stuff for ya, make *****y spot-on remarks on people you hate, pacify your mother, and I got a PS3 I can share.
No really, get me a job in my area or close and I'll take sleeping pills, pepper spray and a plane trip to whatever the job is. Except probably Iran/Iraq/Jamaica/Uganda/Countries where a man can't give *******s without getting stoned to death by actual rocks.
Plis. My country's job opportunities don't exist.
tl;dr: You ask, I answer. And give me a job.
Now why would you want to do that? Well, because I'm awesome, you'd have my eternal gratitude, my potential eternal friendship (**** happens) and I'd gift you something. Like a ferret. Or skins. Or a personal assassin. I can also cook, design stuff for ya, make *****y spot-on remarks on people you hate, pacify your mother, and I got a PS3 I can share.
No really, get me a job in my area or close and I'll take sleeping pills, pepper spray and a plane trip to whatever the job is. Except probably Iran/Iraq/Jamaica/Uganda/Countries where a man can't give *******s without getting stoned to death by actual rocks.
Plis. My country's job opportunities don't exist.
tl;dr: You ask, I answer. And give me a job.
I don't think they'll pay for you to fly in for an interview or help with relocation, but sure there's a job opening where I work lolol.
(Don't actually do this. It's really hot and ****ty here.)
I kinda assumed people would interview via skype in such situations but man if I'm to move to phoenix Ill need some heavy drugs for the plane trip.
Tosh I don't really steam but I can add you on skype or we can talk on moba ts or something, I'll pm you anyways.
Add "Toshabi" on steam and I will pass on a few links. I'm not sure how the citizenship game will come into play, though. That's something you'll need to figure out. I can do a bit of homework for you.
If you are interested, talk to me about it tomorrow. I have to sleep now to get ready for work.
(Don't actually do this. It's really hot and ****ty here.)