Views: 770 The Adventures of Master Yi Part Two
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Chapter Two: Bar Hopping
After his escape...
Older Yi: I need some serious training now that it has been two years since I had escaped.
(Yi walks into a bar on the 5th Valley)
Bartender: What can I get you today?
(Yi thought): Well since im going into training I don't need the alcohol
Older Yi: I'll have some juice.
Bartender Bursts out laughing: Juice? You want JUICE?!
Older Yi: Yes, juice.
Bartender: Well we have Grape or Apple, But orange you glad we ain't got pineapple?
HAHAHAHA!!!!
Older Yi: Yo Mama'
Bartender: Yes, Yo' Mama' must drink juice too!
Older Yi: Well lets see...
(Yi pulls out his sword and in one quick swift slice he cut off the man's hand)
Bartender: Ahhhh!!!!
Older Yi: I think I'll have that juice now.
To be continued
The Adventures of Master Yi is a story of Yi as he was growing up all the way, till he joined the League and after. In these stories you will meet familiar characters and unfamiliar characters.
After his escape...
Older Yi: I need some serious training now that it has been two years since I had escaped.
(Yi walks into a bar on the 5th Valley)
Bartender: What can I get you today?
(Yi thought): Well since im going into training I don't need the alcohol
Older Yi: I'll have some juice.
Bartender Bursts out laughing: Juice? You want JUICE?!
Older Yi: Yes, juice.
Bartender: Well we have Grape or Apple, But orange you glad we ain't got pineapple?
HAHAHAHA!!!!
Older Yi: Yo Mama'
Bartender: Yes, Yo' Mama' must drink juice too!
Older Yi: Well lets see...
(Yi pulls out his sword and in one quick swift slice he cut off the man's hand)
Bartender: Ahhhh!!!!
Older Yi: I think I'll have that juice now.
To be continued
The Adventures of Master Yi is a story of Yi as he was growing up all the way, till he joined the League and after. In these stories you will meet familiar characters and unfamiliar characters.
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