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Posted a Comment: Dec 14th, 2013
"Wish granted, they now ridicule you for complaining about being called a pussy.
(Also, "How old are you?" "I'm 47." "Well, I'm 72, and I can crush you. Do you want to know why? Because I eat meat.")
I wish to stop aging.
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Posted a Comment: Dec 14th, 2013
"There you go, albeit the only thought you can provoke is insane boredom.
I wish to have photographic memory."
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Posted a Comment: Dec 14th, 2013
"You can, but do so unwillingly while sleeping, thus falling down a floor or two and breaking your neck.
I wish that politicans are unable to lie for the next week."
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Posted a Comment: Dec 14th, 2013
"Congratulations, you now own the last English Mastiff, and henceforth are an open season to any and all thieves and scoundrels and possibly hired henchmen who try to take it away.
(Also kinda, he wished for him to be alive, not something bad happening to him, but it's not too bad)
I wish it wa"
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Created a Thread In Off Topic On: Dec 14th, 2013
Corrupt-a-wish
This is a classic, ladies and gentlemen, and I would like to revive it.
I presume most people should know how it works, but I'll feel free to explain anyways.
Poster 1: I wish for a piece of...
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Posted a Comment: Dec 14th, 2013
"Theme"
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Posted a Comment: Dec 14th, 2013
"Shale"
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Posted a Comment: Dec 14th, 2013
"Mh, not really, I just like dressing up quirky. I was at a ball, albeit everyone showed up in suits. I was quite the attraction.
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Posted a Comment: Dec 14th, 2013
"First of all, I'm not an emo pilgrim.
Oh, and I might be a bit younger than people would expect, although I have no qualms about my age.
Go ahead, humor me.
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Posted a Comment: Dec 14th, 2013
"Taking a shower/distracting oneself etc oftentimes helps with tilting. That or playing champs which you normally wouldn't play (naturally not in ranked).
I'm 50% sure that I know what the project is, but I'm not willing to spoil it, so I'll keep my mouth shut on predictions."