Rears.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Oh. I had an xbox live account called "The_Oboe_Player" aaaaaaaaaages ago. So long ago that the account no longer exists.
Tactical Mantis, back in my xbox live days, they were very short lived, COD is for losers
The Green Ranger, back when I use to post on the telltale forums, back when Nikasuar was Telltale
LavaLampDude, my first user name for League of Legends, ugh it was stupid
Rusted Gold, my current user name for League Legends.
The Green Ranger, back when I use to post on the telltale forums, back when Nikasuar was Telltale
LavaLampDude, my first user name for League of Legends, ugh it was stupid
Rusted Gold, my current user name for League Legends.

Dark Hunter was one I used to use. It comes from what used to be my favourite book series, villain.net, where the main character eventually becomes known as the Dark Hunter. That and Vapora/Vapora Dark and any variations are pretty much the only usernames I've ever used.

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Stormy (SOCOM II)
Waka Waka BC (Counter-Strike Source)
Razer_Sphex (Origin)
Noc (PSN)
Harrywarden (WoW)
Olata (WoW)
Sleeping_Biscuits (Steam/LoL)
Critz (LoL)
Sparky Mahoney (Steam)
I think this will be in interesting topic.