TIL that Strawberries, Raspberries and Blackberries aren't actually berries.
My life is changed forever D:
My life is changed forever D:
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I just wondered, how the heck do bologna and pony rhyme!?
And to think that a banana is a berry...
Searz wrote:
TIL that Strawberries, Raspberries and Blackberries aren't actually berries.
My life is changed forever D:
My life is changed forever D:
And to think that a banana is a berry...
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TheSilverDust wrote:
I just had my physical exam today. Nothing happened. I'm thinking too much.
I have one soon because i need one for college >.> I've already had one for high school though so i'm k with this so far.
I watched that video yesterday. That was strangely fascinating.
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TheSilverDust wrote:
And to think that a banana is a berry...
Yeah, that oughta' change Meihjye's life forever.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
OTGBionicArm wrote:
He's a bee now, I think.
In a bee's perspective, a male bee is just the queen's boytoy. And if their purpose is done, they die.
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TheSilverDust wrote:
In a bee's perspective, a male bee is just the queen's boytoy. And if their purpose is done, they die.
Well, that's gotta bee frustrating
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Imma 'bout to end this man's whole career My rather unimpressive and slowly growing anime list! Currently watching:
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I feel like everyone commenting on Greece's collapse is currency is just being drachmatic.