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Talk about the birds and the bees

Creator: Janitsu January 24, 2016 9:56am
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You are welcome compadre =)
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I think bees get a bad rap. They don't really wanna hurt you, so don't hurt bees! Bees make honey and help plants reproduce so they are good.
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I also really like birds, particularly Pigeons. Here's are some pictures of Pigeons that I took while on my trip round Europe:


Here's a pigeon from Barcelona:



And another:





Cannes, France:




Nice, France:





Here's one from Verona:







Here's one from Milan:




And here's one from Venice:



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that was a kinda low-hanging fruit
Thanks to IPodPulse for this <3^
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I think bees get a bad rap. They don't really wanna hurt you, so don't hurt bees! Bees make honey and help plants reproduce so they are good.


Yeah! It's the wasps that have barely any function in the nature!

Thanks to OwenTheAwesomer for the signature =)
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wasps can also be pollinators, plus the parasitic ones keep other species in check
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Well now I actually got where this comes from.


Dear people who are thinking about anal sex:


1) General Tips Regardless of Gender(s) involved:
  • Good personal hygiene is prefered among couples and pretty much obligatory in casual sex (coz other person will be grossed out otherwise 9/10). How are your bowel movements? Regular? Irregular? Whatever, make sure you have showered and to keep yourself as clean as possible.
  • Douching (cleaning your insides): it's not obligatory - unlike what a lot of people might try to make you believe - but it's valued by a lot of people. There's a gazillion tutorials in the internet on how to douche without it being too uncomfortable.
  • Lots of foreplay, specially for people who are starting: foreplay does not necessarily equate preparing the anus with fingers (although that might help). The idea of foreplay is to relax both parties envolved and make the whole experience more enjoyable. For people who are just starting, fingering is advisable. You can do it yourself or your partner(s) can do it if you like the idea and it doesn't feel too weird. Anything that feels weird will cause discomfort which will cause retraction. You need to relax.

    You may also use sex toys to help with the relaxation if they're actually smaller than the *****/strap-on that'll be involved in the actual coitus. Some people might prefer it if you warm up the object before the penetration, be it with your hands or something like mild water.
  • Lube (water-based with condoms) is vital: I mean, we're talking about a body area that does not have self-moisturizing (unlike the vagina, which usually does although it might not always suffice). Careful not to exaggerate and do realize that you'll have to re-lube during the act now and then.
  • For the person doing the penetration: Regardless of the other person's gender, let them guide you at the start (if they want you to take control afterwards you sure have fun). Make sure they're relaxed, try to understand how they're feeling and adapt. Don't be afraid to ask, communication is actually important for sex. This is specially true when it's a guy who's on top: no one cares if you think you're a beast in bed when you're actually just an idiot who doesn't care for the person who's being penetrated. Judge your rythm by their reaction and take their feedback seriously.

    If you're a woman penetrating a guy, pay special attention to your position and make sure he's enjoying it. Guys have their prostate (closest to a G spot on a guy, generally an area that provides great pleasure when stimulated) in the upper walls of the anus, it feels similarly to a small soft lump (fingering the guy might help knowing where it is). Pressing against it usually feels pretty good, so try to focus on that. Obviously, stimulating other erogenous areas (***** and whatever also makes them feel good, some neck, others feet, others back, others ears, nipples,...)

    If you're penetrating a woman, try to understand from her reactions how it feels. Women don't have such a specific pleasure area as men do regarding the anus, so you'll need to pay special attention. Once again, multiple stimulation (hint: hands) through their erogenous areas will help them relax and feel more ecstasy.
  • For the person being penetrated: don't be afraid to share how you feel. In fact, the first times it might just feel weird and you might need to get acostumed to it. Heck, you might not even reach an ****** and need several sessions until you do, or you might not enjoy it at all and never want to do it again. It depends on the person.

    Just make sure that you're heard and aren't just there to serve as a warmed up sex doll who's actually not enjoying it at all. Don't be afraid to take control if you have to, or to ask for a stop.
  • Other notes: accidents might still happen, like with sex in general. Calm down, wash what's to be washed, toss away what's to be tossed away and move on. If it's repetitive insist in hygiene matters.

    Don't forget to wash any sex toy properly. Also, condoms on sex toys is also a thing that helps keep them clean and avoids the development of bacteria. Check online for how to keep sex toys clean to make sure you don't get/give an infection out of sheer stupidity.

tl;dr: men and women can have anal (even straight men and they'll still be straight, shocker), just make sure you're well prepared and that, like with any other activity, you're comfortable with what's happening and make yourself heard if something's wrong.
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FalseoGod wrote:
Well now I actually got where this comes from.


Dear people who are thinking about anal sex:


1) General Tips Regardless of Gender(s) involved:
  • Good personal hygiene is prefered among couples and pretty much obligatory in casual sex (coz other person will be grossed out otherwise 9/10). How are your bowel movements? Regular? Irregular? Whatever, make sure you have showered and to keep yourself as clean as possible.
  • Douching (cleaning your insides): it's not obligatory - unlike what a lot of people might try to make you believe - but it's valued by a lot of people. There's a gazillion tutorials in the internet on how to douche without it being too uncomfortable.
  • Lots of foreplay, specially for people who are starting: foreplay does not necessarily equate preparing the anus with fingers (although that might help). The idea of foreplay is to relax both parties envolved and make the whole experience more enjoyable. For people who are just starting, fingering is advisable. You can do it yourself or your partner(s) can do it if you like the idea and it doesn't feel too weird. Anything that feels weird will cause discomfort which will cause retraction. You need to relax.

    You may also use sex toys to help with the relaxation if they're actually smaller than the *****/strap-on that'll be involved in the actual coitus. Some people might prefer it if you warm up the object before the penetration, be it with your hands or something like mild water.
  • Lube (water-based with condoms) is vital: I mean, we're talking about a body area that does not have self-moisturizing (unlike the vagina, which usually does although it might not always suffice). Careful not to exaggerate and do realize that you'll have to re-lube during the act now and then.
  • For the person doing the penetration: Regardless of the other person's gender, let them guide you at the start (if they want you to take control afterwards you sure have fun). Make sure they're relaxed, try to understand how they're feeling and adapt. Don't be afraid to ask, communication is actually important for sex. This is specially true when it's a guy who's on top: no one cares if you think you're a beast in bed when you're actually just an idiot who doesn't care for the person who's being penetrated. Judge your rythm by their reaction and take their feedback seriously.

    If you're a woman penetrating a guy, pay special attention to your position and make sure he's enjoying it. Guys have their prostate (closest to a G spot on a guy, generally an area that provides great pleasure when stimulated) in the upper walls of the anus, it feels similarly to a small soft lump (fingering the guy might help knowing where it is). Pressing against it usually feels pretty good, so try to focus on that. Obviously, stimulating other erogenous areas (***** and whatever also makes them feel good, some neck, others feet, others back, others ears, nipples,...)

    If you're penetrating a woman, try to understand from her reactions how it feels. Women don't have such a specific pleasure area as men do regarding the anus, so you'll need to pay special attention. Once again, multiple stimulation (hint: hands) through their erogenous areas will help them relax and feel more ecstasy.
  • For the person being penetrated: don't be afraid to share how you feel. In fact, the first times it might just feel weird and you might need to get acostumed to it. Heck, you might not even reach an ****** and need several sessions until you do, or you might not enjoy it at all and never want to do it again. It depends on the person.

    Just make sure that you're heard and aren't just there to serve as a warmed up sex doll who's actually not enjoying it at all. Don't be afraid to take control if you have to, or to ask for a stop.
  • Other notes: accidents might still happen, like with sex in general. Calm down, wash what's to be washed, toss away what's to be tossed away and move on. If it's repetitive insist in hygiene matters.

    Don't forget to wash any sex toy properly. Also, condoms on sex toys is also a thing that helps keep them clean and avoids the development of bacteria. Check online for how to keep sex toys clean to make sure you don't get/give an infection out of sheer stupidity.

tl;dr: men and women can have anal (even straight men and they'll still be straight, shocker), just make sure you're well prepared and that, like with any other activity, you're comfortable with what's happening and make yourself heard if something's wrong.



Pretty much nothing to add to that one, except for one thing; for those who don't know and enjoy sex in the shower – granted, your shower has to be big enough, but if so, it's a lot of fun: Water is not lube!
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