"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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I wanna write another guide when I've finished my exams, but I can't decide for who.
My miiind's telling me sivirbecauseallthesivirguidesarereallybaaaad... but my BODYYY, MY BODYYY'S TELLING ME WRITEAHECARIMGUIDEBECAUSEHECARIMISREALLYFUUUUUUN.
[quote=Vapora Dark]I wanna write another guide when I've finished my exams, but I can't decide for who.
My miiind's telling me sivirbecauseallthesivirguidesarereallybaaaad... but my BODYYY, MY BODYYY'S TELLING ME WRITEAHECARIMGUIDEBECAUSEHECARIMISREALLYFUUUUUUN.[/quote]
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"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???