MOBA Quotes/Epic Moments

[quote=B-Wong]So those of you who do visit this site and leave feedback, yay for being a member of the community! For those of you lurkers, yay for stalking! But as a little project, I'd like to ask those of you members of the community that actively browse forum posts to copy/paste some of your favorite moments on this humble corner of the site we know and love: the forums. Also getting funny quotes from guides would also be pretty awesome. Any epic moments that have happened would also be cool! Things like: [quote=Spongey][quote=Bobuuu] So I discovered something: You smell terrible.[/quote] lol ur mom.[/quote] I dunno, I thought it was funny. But just compile a bunch of community created/oriented content here and I'll constantly change the OP to reflect on the funniest shit that this community has come up with. I AM CONSTANTLY UPDATING THIS THREAD! REPEAT: I [u]AM CONSTANTLY UPDATING THIS THREAD!!![/u] EPIC THREADS: [url=http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/forum/off-topic/do-you-see-it-3173]MOBAfire for all of your Matchmaking needs[/url] EPIC QUOTES: [quote=Matt] I could fix it. But now I like it. [/quote] [quote=Scrax] I hate you :3 [/quote] Scrax was trying to change the name of a thread over in the Vet forums. The thread is called "The". [quote=Matt] Fixed. I added some redundancy just in case ;) [/quote] Matt changed the name of the thread. It's now "The "Request A Sticky Thread" Sticky Thread" <3 Matt. [quote=Hyfe]To me this is like saying hey, here's this button, and every time you press it you get $3. Are you fucking kidding me? Are you going to press it once and then go make a sandwich? Or are you going to slam that button as hard and as fast as you possibly can while yelling "woman, make me a sandwich!"?[/quote] Hyfe (leaguecraft moment, but Hyfe posted a build over here, so I guess it sort of counts) [quote=caucheka] for starters, i usually start with a pair of boots and 3 mana pots, because damnit garen drains mana so fast its like he doesnt have any. like fuck i'm surpised he can cast his spells even when i'm using 3 health pots at once with mana regen runes he still has 0/0 mana jesus christ its like give this guy 1 mana so he can cast his spells with it. fuck. ok next up i get the [icon=tear of the goddess size=19] tear and then upgrade boots to [icon=sorcerer's shoes size=19]. [/quote] Woot epic AP Garen. [quote=caucheka]start off with a pair of shoes, every girls weakness, but don't buy her that doran's ring.. you don't want that kind of commitment. [/quote] Oh boy cauch, where would we be without you? [quote=Jebus McAzn]I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.[/quote] Jebus Rage. [quote=Jebus McAzn] Thread about Shaco clone became a discussion on why your body wouldn't implode if you thought you were being eaten by a dragon. [/quote] The topic, stay on it. [quote=jet]I want to be covered in Taric, I mean! Diamonds![/quote] Everywhere! [quote=Jet] jebus is a whore but he's worth the $.02 [/quote] I'd tap that. [quote=B-Wong] Hey! I like hello kitty online :( [/quote] Don't act like you don't.[/quote]

[quote=Jebus McAzn]aw man i had like 5 million of these and now i forget them all one thing I will post, from Hyfe's guide to Nasus (which is actually on Leaguecraft, but he was GOING to import it here ;_;) [quote=Hyfe]To me this is like saying hey, here's this button, and every time you press it you get $3. Are you fucking kidding me? Are you going to press it once and then go make a sandwich? Or are you going to slam that button as hard and as fast as you possibly can while yelling "woman, make me a sandwich!"?[/quote][/quote]

[quote=ShadowReign757][quote=Jebus McAzn] aw man i had like 5 million of these and now i forget them all one thing I will post, from Hyfe's guide to Nasus (which is actually on Leaguecraft, but he was GOING to import it here ;_;) [quote=Hyfe]To me this is like saying hey, here's this button, and every time you press it you get $3. Are you fucking kidding me? Are you going to press it once and then go make a sandwich? Or are you going to slam that button as hard and as fast as you possibly can while yelling "woman, make me a sandwich!"?[/quote] [/quote] Funniest. Shit. Ever.[/quote]

[quote=ShadowReign757][quote=caucheka] for starters, i usually start with a pair of boots and 3 mana pots, because damnit garen drains mana so fast its like he doesnt have any. like fuck i'm surpised he can cast his spells even when i'm using 3 health pots at once with mana regen runes he still has 0/0 mana jesus christ its like give this guy 1 mana so he can cast his spells with it. fuck. ok next up i get the [icon=tear of the goddess size=19] tear and then upgrade boots to [icon=sorcerer's shoes size=19]. [/quote] Best Garen build ever, amirite?[/quote]

[quote=caucheka]considering i went 8/6.. yes.[/quote]

[quote=Scrax]Damnit B-Wong, Matt was trolling me >_>![/quote]

[quote=caucheka]heres something. i'll give you a hint i quoted myself from my caitlynn build. [quote=caucheka]start off with a pair of shoes, every girls weakness, but don't buy her that doran's ring.. you don't want that kind of commitment. [/quote][/quote]

[quote=Footyballs][quote=caucheka] heres something. i'll give you a hint i quoted myself from my caitlynn build. [quote=caucheka]start off with a pair of shoes, every girls weakness, but don't buy her that doran's ring.. you don't want that kind of commitment. [/quote] [/quote] Even though you quoted yourself it's still funny. I lol'd.[/quote]

[quote=caucheka]well duh. i quoted myself. [quote=caucheka]well duh. i quoted myself.[quote=caucheka]well duh. i quoted myself.[quote=caucheka]well duh. i quoted myself.[quote=caucheka]well duh. i quoted myself.[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[quote=Dante Rebellion][quote=caucheka] I like boys. [quote=caucheka]I like boys.[quote=caucheka]I like boys.[quote=caucheka]I like boys.[quote=caucheka]I like boys.[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote] [/quote] mmm..okay?[/quote]