MOBA Quotes/Epic Moments

[quote=Trojan995]Warmogs are a viable item on Malphite.[/quote]

[quote=Jet]and manamune is viable on sivir wait a minute[/quote]

[quote=caucheka]manamune is viable on dr mundo[/quote]

[quote=Trojan995]leviathan is a viable item on cassiopeia wait a minute let's try this again cassiopeia is a viable champion ah man, I'm not very good at this[/quote]

[quote=B-Wong]The topic, please :)[/quote]

[quote=Jet]i believe we are posting in the off topic section[/quote]

[quote=Jebus McAzn][quote]sheen was made for shen just look at the name[/quote][/quote]

[quote=wRAthoFVuLK][quote=Jet] By order of King Critorious IV, I hereby declare this a negative vote based on the following opinions of thy person: It's unlikely that this letter will win me many friends or even garner much attention. However, writing it is the only way I know to tell you things that Katarina doesn't want you to know. I would like to start by discussing Katarina's propositions, mainly because they scare me. The thing I'm the most frightened about is that Katarina's maneuvers are rife with contradictions and difficulties; they're completely ghastly, meet no objective criteria, and are unsuited for a supposedly educated population. And as if that weren't enough, Katarina's thralls remain largely silent when asked about the correlative connecting Katarina to philistinism. The rare times they do deign to comment they invariably skew the issue to prevent people from realizing that my purpose here is not to suggest the kind of politics and policies that are needed to restore good sense to this important debate. Well, okay, it is. But I should point out that Katarina says that everything it says is thoroughly and absolutely true. Although Katarina surely cut that statement out of whole cloth, its credos are not pedantic treatises expressing theories or extravaganzas dealing in fables or fancies. They are substantial, sober outpourings from the very soul of credentialism. People tell me that Katarina takes visible delight in demanding special treatment that, in many cases, borders on the ridiculous. And the people who tell me this are correct, of course. I was thinking about how Katarina is apt to respond to this letter in the same emotional way that a devout Christian in the 15th century might have responded to someone who announced publicly that he didn't believe in the virgin birth. And then it hit me. Katarina coins polysyllabic neologisms to make its outbursts sound like they're actually important. In fact, its treatises are filled to the brim with words that have yet to appear in any accepted dictionary. Katarina has never satisfactorily proved its assertion that it has the linguistic prowess to produce a masterwork of meritorious literature. It has merely justified that assertion with the phrase, "Because I said so." Katarina's morals are not witty satire, as it would have you believe. They're simply the passive-aggressive, loud ramblings of something that has no idea or appreciation of what it's mocking. Katarina has been trying for some time to sell the public on a statism-based government. Its sales pitch proceeds both pragmatically and emotionally. The pragmatic argument: We should avoid personal responsibility. The emotional argument: The Queen of England heads up the international drug cartel. As you can see, neither argument is valid, which should indicate to you that while Katarina manufactures crises over denominationalism, its sadism movement has been dominating the whole earth and taking possession of all its riches. Most people want to be nice; they want to be polite; they don't want to give offense. And because of this inherent politeness, they step aside and let Katarina ruin people's lives. If you'll allow me a minor dysphemism, we must try our level best to lead us all toward a better, brighter future. Or, to phrase that a little more politely, it is easy to see faults in others. But it takes perseverance to overcome the obstacles that people like Katarina establish. Katarina has convinced a lot of people that human life is expendable. One must pause in admiration at this triumph of media manipulation. In asserting that the ancient Egyptians used psychic powers to build the pyramids, Katarina demonstrates an astounding narrowness of vision. Were he alive today, Hideki Tojo would be Katarina's most trustworthy ally. I can see Tojo joining forces with Katarina to help it advocate measures that others criticize for being excessively crime-stained. Katarina is currently limited to shrieking and spitting when it's confronted with inconvenient facts. In a lustrum or two, however, Katarina is likely to switch to some sort of "blend together animalism and pharisaism in a train wreck of monumental proportions" approach to draw our attention away from such facts. Now that you've heard what I've had to say, I want you to think about it. And I want you to join me and call people to their highest and best, not accommodate them at their lowest and least. [/quote] best moment in troll history. ever.[/quote]

[quote=B-Wong]Apparently Katarina is an unruly tyrant.[/quote]

[quote=wRAthoFVuLK]I wonder where Jet copied and pasted this from.[/quote]