[LoL] Pickup lines

[quote=Bross][color=royalblue]So this thread will be all for laughs. Just think of a funny(pervy) pickup line, and post it. I'll be editing this and put the ones that made me laugh, with your name ;>.[/color] - Dante: How about I be garen and creep in your bush. Xaioli: Hey girl, are you Janna because you just blew me away. Atarios: How about i be jarvan and you lengthen my lance? -[color=royalblue] I'll start [u]How about I be udyr and change your stance. How about I be poppy and bang you on the wall. Call me blitz, but I like to pull hard.[/u][/quote]

[quote=Dante Rebellion]How about I be garen and creep in your bush. How about I be mundo and go where I please. *growl*[/quote]

[quote=Atarios]You remind me of Miss Fortune, and I'm gonna make it rain...[/quote]

[quote=Dante Rebellion]How about you be vladimir and tower dive me[/quote]

[quote=wRAthoFVuLK]How bout I be Lee Sin and roundhouse kick yo face in.[/quote]

[quote=Dotter]How about I be Mundo and I bring you my cleaver? How about I be Caitlyn and you ace me in the hole?[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi]Warwick: "I have an eternal thirst for your bot lane." Girl: "...... yiff in hell furfag >:["[/quote]

[quote=Xaioli]Hey girl, are you Janna because you just blew me away.[/quote]

[quote=spooon]Taric: Iam gona [[Dazzle]] your mind Gragas: Ill have you in my [[Drunken Rage]] Panth: Is this love at first sight or did my [[Heartseeker Strike]] go off ? Kayle: I want to do a [[Intervention]] on you[/quote]

[quote=Atarios]How about i be jarvan and you lengthen my lance?[/quote]