Shoo caucheka, SHOOOOO!
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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"Oh hi...So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato. *slow clap* Oh good, my slowclap processor made it into this thing so we have that."
caucheka wrote:
im not going to play portal or portal to because to me its uninteresting. i played a flash game someone made to mimic portal in 2d but it was just boring.
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"And for those people being injected with Preying Mantis DNA, some good news and some bad.
the bad news your test has been cancelled, the good news is we have a new one, fighting off an army of mantis men, follow the line, grab a rifle and you will know when the test starts."
Keep the portal 2 topics coming guys, we might be able to hijack the whole front page
the bad news your test has been cancelled, the good news is we have a new one, fighting off an army of mantis men, follow the line, grab a rifle and you will know when the test starts."
Keep the portal 2 topics coming guys, we might be able to hijack the whole front page
"Enjoy this next test. I'm going to go to the surface. It's a beautiful day out. Yesterday I saw a deer. If you solve this next test, maybe I'll let you ride an elevator all the way up to the break room, and I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again."
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Seems awsome right?
My fav quote:
"Just a heads up: We're gonna have a superconductor turned up full blast and pointed at you for the duration of this next test. Honestly, we're throwing science at the wall here. Best case scenario, you gain some superpowers. Worst case is you get some tumors, but we'll just cut those right out."
Dunno why this one, just made me laugh. And yeah, cave johnsson is the best :D