Shoo caucheka, SHOOOOO!
"every now and again you come across a game that has so little emotional connection to who you are that you end up standing there, gazing at the screen and saying "I'm just pressing buttons and my life has no meaning,"" - Colin Campbell
OsmBear
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"Oh hi...So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato. *slow clap* Oh good, my slowclap processor made it into this thing so we have that."
caucheka wrote:
im not going to play portal or portal to because to me its uninteresting. i played a flash game someone made to mimic portal in 2d but it was just boring.
Canoas
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"And for those people being injected with Preying Mantis DNA, some good news and some bad.
the bad news your test has been cancelled, the good news is we have a new one, fighting off an army of mantis men, follow the line, grab a rifle and you will know when the test starts."
Keep the portal 2 topics coming guys, we might be able to hijack the whole front page
the bad news your test has been cancelled, the good news is we have a new one, fighting off an army of mantis men, follow the line, grab a rifle and you will know when the test starts."
Keep the portal 2 topics coming guys, we might be able to hijack the whole front page
"Enjoy this next test. I'm going to go to the surface. It's a beautiful day out. Yesterday I saw a deer. If you solve this next test, maybe I'll let you ride an elevator all the way up to the break room, and I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again."
Jokes from the game. Not about it.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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Seems awsome right?
My fav quote:
"Just a heads up: We're gonna have a superconductor turned up full blast and pointed at you for the duration of this next test. Honestly, we're throwing science at the wall here. Best case scenario, you gain some superpowers. Worst case is you get some tumors, but we'll just cut those right out."
Dunno why this one, just made me laugh. And yeah, cave johnsson is the best :D