lol'd so hard.
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ShadowReign757 wrote:
DAMN YOU VETERANS!!!!!1
QFT
B-Wong wrote:
Ultimate is amazingly awesome. This would be a pretty cool concept for all Veterans ahueahuea. "Veteran Champion list" or "Distinguished community member champion list". I'm interested in what kind of Norwegian God/des that Scrax will be.
Please do the latter so I can join
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Xaioli wrote:
So I've been sick a lot, and I've been sleeping a lot. When I'm awake? I'm mainly on mobafire and doing hw since I'm extremely sick. Anyways, idk it if was a dream or anything but... Did Matt post anywhere about a MOBAFire contest/tournament hosted by Riot happeneing soon? Hmm... >_>. Posting it here cause i don't wanna spill the beans to the members if it was in the vet boards somewhere.
inb4 Xaioli dreams about Matt
To better understand the ultimate :) What he posted is on MOBAFire's facebook page. Go have a look if you're curious.
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Passive: Moar Asian Than U
-Xaioli's champion skin is always yellow. Always. Xaioli "unyellows" for 5/4/3 seconds whenever hit by an enemy champion, except the ninjas.
Q: CARRY MORE PL0X
-Xaioli carries for 5/7/9/11/13 seconds, gaining 100% attack damage, 125% attack speed, 85 ability power, and 400% ego.
W: Rage At Champ Ban
-Xaioli enters an impassioned rage, gaining 75/100/125/150/175% increased attack damage, movement speed, attack speed, and ability power for 5 seconds. Can only be activated when Xai is not playing Nidalee, Teemo, or Twitch.
E: Chopstick Throw
-Xaioli throws his chopstick through his screen and out an enemy's, hitting a target opponent's summoner for 15/45/75/105/135 magic damage and stunning him for 2 seconds. Can only be used twice.
R: I Dream Of Matt
-Xaioli falls into an uncleansable sleep, where he enters a dream state and gains the ability to attack enemies from 2500/3500/4500 range for 20 seconds. However, his attacks only deal 40/50/60% damage, and his hopes and dreams are reduced by 75% for 3/2/1 years upon the skill ending.