Xaioli

[quote=Jebus McAzn](taking initiative now and saying that all future threads on "joke" champions based on users should be made in OFF TOPIC, not here.) Passive: Moar Asian Than U -Xaioli's champion skin is always yellow. Always. Xaioli "unyellows" for 5/4/3 seconds whenever hit by an enemy champion, except the ninjas. Q: CARRY MORE PL0X -Xaioli carries for 5/7/9/11/13 seconds, gaining 100% attack damage, 125% attack speed, 85 ability power, and 400% ego. W: Rage At Champ Ban -Xaioli enters an impassioned rage, gaining 75/100/125/150/175% increased attack damage, movement speed, attack speed, and ability power for 5 seconds. Can only be activated when Xai is not playing Nidalee, Teemo, or Twitch. E: Chopstick Throw -Xaioli throws his chopstick through his screen and out an enemy's, hitting a target opponent's summoner for 15/45/75/105/135 magic damage and stunning him for 2 seconds. Can only be used twice. R: I Dream Of Matt -Xaioli falls into an uncleansable sleep, where he enters a dream state and gains the ability to attack enemies from 2500/3500/4500 range for 20 seconds. However, his attacks only deal 40/50/60% damage, and his hopes and dreams are reduced by 75% for 3/2/1 years upon the skill ending.[/quote]

[quote=ShadowReign757]lol'd so hard.[/quote]

[quote=Jebus McAzn]the ultimate is a vet forum thread reference, btw, so if you don't get it, LOL SUX 4 U[/quote]

[quote=Scrax]Hahahah, oh god so good! :) Specially that ultimate. Should quote the Veteran forums on that one, Jebus.[/quote]

[quote=ShadowReign757]DAMN YOU VETERANS!!!!!1[/quote]

[quote=B-Wong]Ultimate is amazingly awesome. This would be a pretty cool concept for all Veterans ahueahuea. "Veteran Champion list" or "Distinguished community member champion list". I'm interested in what kind of Norwegian God/des that Scrax will be.[/quote]

[quote=Trojan995][quote=ShadowReign757] DAMN YOU VETERANS!!!!!1 [/quote] QFT [quote=b-wong] Ultimate is amazingly awesome. This would be a pretty cool concept for all Veterans ahueahuea. "Veteran Champion list" or "Distinguished community member champion list". I'm interested in what kind of Norwegian God/des that Scrax will be. [/quote] Please do the latter so I can join[/quote]

[quote=Scrax][quote=Xaioli] So I've been sick a lot, and I've been sleeping a lot. When I'm awake? I'm mainly on mobafire and doing hw since I'm extremely sick. Anyways, idk it if was a dream or anything but... Did Matt post anywhere about a MOBAFire contest/tournament hosted by Riot happeneing soon? Hmm... >_>. Posting it here cause i don't wanna spill the beans to the members if it was in the vet boards somewhere. inb4 Xaioli dreams about Matt [/quote] To better understand the ultimate :) What he posted is on MOBAFire's facebook page. Go have a look if you're curious.[/quote]

[quote=Dotter]Haha what an epic champion xD When you face the champion, you'd be all like: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVwCYJj4THQ][/quote]

[quote=caucheka]lol i would say do me next but i feel like i'd probably be dissapoint.[/quote]