"Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO!"
And
"Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to put on a few pounds."
And
"Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to put on a few pounds."
Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.
Canoas
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Canoas wrote:
the best one is in co-op, when she's saying the main complaint is that the tests are too deadly.
Can anyone provide the proper quote?
"To start preparing for human testing again, I checked an old suggestion box. The number one request? Less deadly tests. That's ridiculous, how do they know for sure the tests are deadly if they could still write the suggestion?"
jhoijhoi wrote:
Also, I think the levels of immorality in this thread are astounding. You'd really throw a child off a boat for your own luggage? Wow.
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! GET MAD! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
caucheka wrote:
Hey guys, like, I cannot allow you guys to have fun over a game that I hate so like, can you NOT have this thread? It's really making me butt hurt.
What part of "Caucheka banned" do you not understand grandpa? And I have the results from your test right here. It says you are a horrible person. Really, it says that right here; Horrible person. Funny, we weren't even testing for that.
MrCuddowls wrote:
Hahahaha telling me my items are bad HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAhA
Listen buddy don't judge someone's items if your only level 13
This build is Platinum approved, Thats all you need to know
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loool awesome way to stay on topic = D
and thanks for the quote
"To start preparing for human testing again, I checked an old suggestion box. The number one request? Less deadly tests. That's ridiculous, how do they know for sure the tests are deadly if they could still write the suggestion?"
I laughed so hard. I almost died.
also
"That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking. It's right here in your file. On other people it looks fine. But right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks stupid. Well...what does a neckbearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably -- oh, wait, it's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion. From France!"
and thanks for the quote
"To start preparing for human testing again, I checked an old suggestion box. The number one request? Less deadly tests. That's ridiculous, how do they know for sure the tests are deadly if they could still write the suggestion?"
I laughed so hard. I almost died.
also
"That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking. It's right here in your file. On other people it looks fine. But right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks stupid. Well...what does a neckbearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably -- oh, wait, it's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion. From France!"
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You lose 1337 Science Collaboration points then.