"Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO!"
And
"Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to put on a few pounds."
And
"Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to put on a few pounds."
History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That's why events are always reinterpreted when values change. We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
Canoas
<Member>
<Member>
Canoas wrote:
the best one is in co-op, when she's saying the main complaint is that the tests are too deadly.
Can anyone provide the proper quote?
"To start preparing for human testing again, I checked an old suggestion box. The number one request? Less deadly tests. That's ridiculous, how do they know for sure the tests are deadly if they could still write the suggestion?"
Cavok
<Member>
<Member>
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! GET MAD! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
caucheka wrote:
Hey guys, like, I cannot allow you guys to have fun over a game that I hate so like, can you NOT have this thread? It's really making me butt hurt.
What part of "Caucheka banned" do you not understand grandpa? And I have the results from your test right here. It says you are a horrible person. Really, it says that right here; Horrible person. Funny, we weren't even testing for that.
Canoas
<Member>
<Member>
loool awesome way to stay on topic = D
and thanks for the quote
"To start preparing for human testing again, I checked an old suggestion box. The number one request? Less deadly tests. That's ridiculous, how do they know for sure the tests are deadly if they could still write the suggestion?"
I laughed so hard. I almost died.
also
"That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking. It's right here in your file. On other people it looks fine. But right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks stupid. Well...what does a neckbearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably -- oh, wait, it's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion. From France!"
and thanks for the quote
"To start preparing for human testing again, I checked an old suggestion box. The number one request? Less deadly tests. That's ridiculous, how do they know for sure the tests are deadly if they could still write the suggestion?"
I laughed so hard. I almost died.
also
"That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking. It's right here in your file. On other people it looks fine. But right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks stupid. Well...what does a neckbearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably -- oh, wait, it's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion. From France!"
You need to log in before commenting.
You lose 1337 Science Collaboration points then.