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"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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hypershatter wrote:
whats wrong with being gay?
nonetheless, the pony lovers need to get smacked in the face
So, you have no problem with people being gay, but you have a problem with pony lovers? Hypocritical piece of ****, GO DIE AND BURN IN HELL YOU NAZI-RACIST-PONYPHOBE
Jet wrote:
its not turning my back
it's you being ****ing slow to catch up with my progress (in life)
I tell the same thing to my girlfriend but apparently that's not a valid excuse.
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Xaioli wrote:
IIM IN LOOOVE WITH A FAIRRYTALE, EVEN THOUGH IT HURTTTS
this year it's (although they didn't qualify)
HUBA HUBA HUBA HUBA HUBA HUBA HUBA HUBA HUBA HUBA HUBA HUBA HUBA HUBA HUBA HUBA
pronouncing huba as huh-ba
Jet has been banned for trolling and blatant racism.
rofl. look at this one.
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hey now
ireland was catchy as ****, the song writer who wrote that is amazing at writing bubblegum pop
it's a shame that they suck outside of eurovision. they can't sing and perform for **** and they mainly do worse covers of already bad songs
ireland was catchy as ****, the song writer who wrote that is amazing at writing bubblegum pop
it's a shame that they suck outside of eurovision. they can't sing and perform for **** and they mainly do worse covers of already bad songs
Jet has been banned for trolling and blatant racism.
<Now we won't be able to troll people = (
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