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<All threads Jet make turn out so funny. I wonder why? ^_^>
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Jet wrote:
i kid, only b-wong isn't
how you ladies doing this fine night
im in the eurovision stadium in germany waiting for the 40 min intermission to finish in the stadium
h0p3 u guis hav had a nice month and a half away from me, i'll make sure to spam u guis wen i g3t b4ck
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See you later life partner.
jhoijhoi wrote:
Also, I think the levels of immorality in this thread are astounding. You'd really throw a child off a boat for your own luggage? Wow.


how you ladies doing this fine night
im in the eurovision stadium in germany waiting for the 40 min intermission to finish in the stadium
h0p3 u guis hav had a nice month and a half away from me, i'll make sure to spam u guis wen i g3t b4ck
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