Jet wrote:
but it's a bad item
i should pretend im bad so i can relate with 99% of the posts in this thread
there are 52 posts in this thread if you related with 99% of them you would be relating to 51.48 posts which is just nonsensical
silly jet




Jet wrote:
but it's a bad item
Please elaborate.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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but it's a bad item
i should pretend im bad so i can relate with 99% of the posts in this thread