I'm smart. That's pretty rare >:D
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Clinical Depression...oh wait, was this supposed to be happy?
A wooden oboe, then.
EDIT: I also have a clarinet that one of my friends named Fred. HOW MANY CLARINETS NAMED FRED HAVE YOU SEEN?
A wooden oboe, then.
EDIT: I also have a clarinet that one of my friends named Fred. HOW MANY CLARINETS NAMED FRED HAVE YOU SEEN?
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An Ovation Acoustic Guitar, I don't know anyone who has one.
And my sarcasm, ppl have to know me very good irl to tell if I'm true or jkin.
I have one :D!
Ovation makes really nice acoustics.
Tri lane for life.
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I have a great capacity of understanding and remembering things. I can just pay attention to the classes and I can remember everything, thats why I play everyday, I dont have to study at home during the test week.
Your turn guys.