I'm smart. That's pretty rare >:D
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Clinical Depression...oh wait, was this supposed to be happy?
A wooden oboe, then.
EDIT: I also have a clarinet that one of my friends named Fred. HOW MANY CLARINETS NAMED FRED HAVE YOU SEEN?
A wooden oboe, then.
EDIT: I also have a clarinet that one of my friends named Fred. HOW MANY CLARINETS NAMED FRED HAVE YOU SEEN?
Wintermond wrote:
An Ovation Acoustic Guitar, I don't know anyone who has one.
And my sarcasm, ppl have to know me very good irl to tell if I'm true or jkin.
I have one :D!
Ovation makes really nice acoustics.
Tri lane for life.
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I have a great capacity of understanding and remembering things. I can just pay attention to the classes and I can remember everything, thats why I play everyday, I dont have to study at home during the test week.
Your turn guys.