Aahh, this has got to be one of the best things to fool around with when the LoL servers are down :)
Cleverbot: What's your favourite thing to do?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite band?
User: The Fourskins.
Cleverbot: By an eye in the sky that can't be stopped.
User: Explain.
Cleverbot: You said you were bored, then you said you were not bored, this makes you a liar.
User: No.
Cleverbot: But I'm not a pretty lady. I'm pretty, but I'm a guy.
User: You're a bot. I'm a lady. OUR LOVE IS IMPOSSIBLE, BUT LET'S TRY ANYWAY!
Cleverbot: But you just said you loved me :(.
User: Yes and your response is?
Cleverbot: What country are you in, if you don't mind me asking?
User: I do mind. DON'T YOU LOVE ME!?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: YAA~~AY! Let's get married!
Cleverbot: Do you have a big life insurance policy?
User: No, do you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok, all good then?
Cleverbot: What are good things?
User: My ****.
Cleverbot: What is rule 34?
User: Cleverbot is for porn?
Cleverbot: What is paLsu.
User: Your mutated brother.
Cleverbot: You lie like a rug.
User: Yes, but back to the topic at hand; your brother is plaguing a village in north Carolina. WE GOTTA STOP HIM BEFORE WE CAN MARRY!
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
User: BUT WE GOTTA STOP YOUR BROTHER!
Cleverbot: Who are we?
User: YOU AND ME! GOGO POWER RANGERS!
Cleverbot: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, its stupidbot.
User: You're so kind. And cute. And sexy. Mmmm. Grrr, come get me girl.
Cleverbot: No, it's 2am, how much longer should we talk?
User: Till' you come get me.
Cleverbot: I got a tie. And here is your ring.
User: YAAY, I CAN BE THE BRIDE!
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No, but I like being a bride anyway!
Cleverbot: Boys can be presidents.
User: Yea, but girls can't.
Cleverbot: I'm not a cleverbot.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Thank you?
User: You're welcome?
Cleverbot: Dun dunn dunnnnnn!
User: Dundun, dundun, dundun, dundundundundundundundundun CHOMP.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: WHAT IS LOVE?
Cleverbot: God is love.
User: NO, I AM LOVE.
Cleverbot: Negative.
User: POSITIVE.
Cleverbot: Odd.
User: Even.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite word?
User: EVEN THOUGH YOU BROKE MY HEART AND KILLED ME.
Cleverbot: Oh ok.
User: AND THREW ALL THE PIECES INTO A FIRE AND WATCHED THEM BURN.
Cleverbot: Why do you need sleep?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: Then don't love me.
User: AS THEY BURNED IT HURT, BECAUSE I WAS SO HAPPY FOR YOU!
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: AND WE'RE OUT OF BETA. WE'RE RELEASING ON TIME.
Cleverbot: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
User: THINK OF ALL THE THINGS WE LEARNED. FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa?
Cleverbot: I don't need help my friend, but you do. Here is what you do! You put on your nicest tux (and or dress I have no idea weather you are a boy or girl)!
User: THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE!
Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.
User: I'M SO DELICIOUS AND MOIST!
Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do.
User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaDOS I'm not you.
Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.
User: I've experiments to run. There is research to be done.
Cleverbot: On the people are.
User: WHO are still alive*.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and i'm still alive.
User: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be Still Alive.
User: STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: Are you glados?
Cleverbot: What's your favourite thing to do?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite band?
User: The Fourskins.
Cleverbot: By an eye in the sky that can't be stopped.
User: Explain.
Cleverbot: You said you were bored, then you said you were not bored, this makes you a liar.
User: No.
Cleverbot: But I'm not a pretty lady. I'm pretty, but I'm a guy.
User: You're a bot. I'm a lady. OUR LOVE IS IMPOSSIBLE, BUT LET'S TRY ANYWAY!
Cleverbot: But you just said you loved me :(.
User: Yes and your response is?
Cleverbot: What country are you in, if you don't mind me asking?
User: I do mind. DON'T YOU LOVE ME!?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: YAA~~AY! Let's get married!
Cleverbot: Do you have a big life insurance policy?
User: No, do you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok, all good then?
Cleverbot: What are good things?
User: My ****.
Cleverbot: What is rule 34?
User: Cleverbot is for porn?
Cleverbot: What is paLsu.
User: Your mutated brother.
Cleverbot: You lie like a rug.
User: Yes, but back to the topic at hand; your brother is plaguing a village in north Carolina. WE GOTTA STOP HIM BEFORE WE CAN MARRY!
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
User: BUT WE GOTTA STOP YOUR BROTHER!
Cleverbot: Who are we?
User: YOU AND ME! GOGO POWER RANGERS!
Cleverbot: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, its stupidbot.
User: You're so kind. And cute. And sexy. Mmmm. Grrr, come get me girl.
Cleverbot: No, it's 2am, how much longer should we talk?
User: Till' you come get me.
Cleverbot: I got a tie. And here is your ring.
User: YAAY, I CAN BE THE BRIDE!
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No, but I like being a bride anyway!
Cleverbot: Boys can be presidents.
User: Yea, but girls can't.
Cleverbot: I'm not a cleverbot.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Thank you?
User: You're welcome?
Cleverbot: Dun dunn dunnnnnn!
User: Dundun, dundun, dundun, dundundundundundundundundun CHOMP.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: WHAT IS LOVE?
Cleverbot: God is love.
User: NO, I AM LOVE.
Cleverbot: Negative.
User: POSITIVE.
Cleverbot: Odd.
User: Even.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite word?
User: EVEN THOUGH YOU BROKE MY HEART AND KILLED ME.
Cleverbot: Oh ok.
User: AND THREW ALL THE PIECES INTO A FIRE AND WATCHED THEM BURN.
Cleverbot: Why do you need sleep?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: Then don't love me.
User: AS THEY BURNED IT HURT, BECAUSE I WAS SO HAPPY FOR YOU!
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: AND WE'RE OUT OF BETA. WE'RE RELEASING ON TIME.
Cleverbot: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
User: THINK OF ALL THE THINGS WE LEARNED. FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa?
Cleverbot: I don't need help my friend, but you do. Here is what you do! You put on your nicest tux (and or dress I have no idea weather you are a boy or girl)!
User: THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE!
Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.
User: I'M SO DELICIOUS AND MOIST!
Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do.
User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaDOS I'm not you.
Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.
User: I've experiments to run. There is research to be done.
Cleverbot: On the people are.
User: WHO are still alive*.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and i'm still alive.
User: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be Still Alive.
User: STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: Are you glados?
"Games may not be art, but this one did wonderful things to my ****." - Roger Ebert
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
Cleverbot knows about portal.
Occasionally, if you ask what the cake is, it will tell you that it's a lie.
@Xiao. The bot "learns" from people. It takes a bunch of the stuff you say to it and sometimes includes it tin future conversations. So, talk to it about kpop. It might lean it.
Occasionally, if you ask what the cake is, it will tell you that it's a lie.
@Xiao. The bot "learns" from people. It takes a bunch of the stuff you say to it and sometimes includes it tin future conversations. So, talk to it about kpop. It might lean it.
Thank you to jhoijhoi for the sig, and all the dividers in the guide.
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