"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I don't know whether this game is from heaven or hell...either way...
SCREW MOBAFIRE COME FORTH NYANFIRE!
(jk but srsly this game is like crack...can't...stop...)
SCREW MOBAFIRE COME FORTH NYANFIRE!
(jk but srsly this game is like crack...can't...stop...)
^lol epic dance moves
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And here's a few vids I thought were kinda worth linking:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWCs-0RGHFU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smN6sEImkug&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-xSXXM79TE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANzn6h2xHcA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTIbGKbEbtI&feature=watch_response
I hope none of this has been mentioned yet, sorry if it has :3