Mmmm... rice
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
oh man i havnt had a rootbeer float in forever...
today i was at my aunts and uncles celebrating and tommorrow i will do that at my house. we got a buncha fireworks to shoot off too.
it'll be our first year launching fireworks at our house... my grandpa was a real 'pyromaniac' and we'd go shoot off so many fireworks at his house for the 4th..
today i was at my aunts and uncles celebrating and tommorrow i will do that at my house. we got a buncha fireworks to shoot off too.
it'll be our first year launching fireworks at our house... my grandpa was a real 'pyromaniac' and we'd go shoot off so many fireworks at his house for the 4th..
I like things that make me feel stupid. - Ken Levine
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For July 4th, I'm basically going up to my cousin's house and the WHOLE family is coming up. It's going to be super crowded but also. Asians everywhere, ahhhhh. Anyways, they live right across from a nice park so we can easily chill and play games of Football, Basketball and etc. Get hungry? BBQ at the house :D.
At night, we're going to light up so many fireworks, it's gonna be amazing! :D
@Non-Americans - I still invite you to join us Americans in celebrating the 4th of July. It's an awesome historical moment for our country and um yeah. SHOOT YOUR OWN FIREWORKS BRO :D