"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Wintermond wrote:
I am Jesse Perring, where is your Chuck Norris now.
Atleast not in that dirty hole in the ground where Jesse Perring is atm.
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Lugignaf wrote:
Lugignaf can make duplicates of himself, however never in shadow. He likewise has been known to teleport to any point in the universe and he has the power to deflect mental shockwaves. Lugignaf boasts all of the powers and talents of an ant and he has been known to communicate with plants with gestures. He also resists assailants wielding an explosive sword and he developed the talent to create wood out of thin air, but this power fades when he is knocked unconscious. Lugignaf is able to tunnel through solid steel and he has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from vacuum and use it to amplify his ability to regenerate. Also, he has learned to steal the skills of his combatants and use it against them and he possesses the power to launch night arrows from his array of spines toward a distant area. Lugignaf has an awesome pair of tools and he displays an uncommon endurance. Additionally, he can confuse the smell of an adversary and he can change shape into an elk. Sadly, Lugignaf is especially vulnerable to crystal-based attacks
I have 15 powers because I'm OP as ****.
SOOO you're GP??
Scrax wrote:
The ability to mind control human beings, no matter if it's through a computer screen or not. 'Dem Russians now speak English.
That'd be awkward...Someone watching porn and then all they hear or see are the images u put in their head....YOU CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!
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also you can make vortexes.
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