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How to find a good girlfriend

Creator: TheJohn August 18, 2011 1:51pm

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theBMB wrote:

You a little love sick man? Basic idea when trying to date a girl: Don't give a ****. Seriously, act casual around her, don't make it obvious that you're interested, but be flirtatious. Make them as confused as possible about your relationship so they're forced to think about you all the time.


The problem with your second statement is that she's not coming back for what you have, she's attracted to the fact that you stopped caring about her, and she suddenly realizes she's not cool with that.
Meh, but what do I know, I've had no luck anyway.


I was in a hurry and forgot to write some things. But thats one of them. Nice that you said it, saved me some time.

Thats the first part. These things doesnt matter, they dont affect the rest of the plan.

You never know. I've met some girls that only came back when they realized that I got things they were looking for before. But as the plan says, one chance per life.

It's an after date technique, not a how-to-date one.
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John, it's an internet forum for a game. No one here has ever had a date in their lives.

Or is that just me?
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Luther3000 wrote:

John, it's an internet forum for a game. No one here has ever had a date in their lives.

Or is that just me?


Exactly why I'm was half way through that girlfriend guide you told me to make!







(Hopefully everyone sees I'm joking - but I'll put this here anyway just in case someone doesn't get it)

(PS: He did actually tell me to make one.)
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Luther3000 wrote:

John, it's an internet forum for a game. No one here has ever had a date in their lives.

Or is that just me?


Its the offtopics, theres nothing about the game here.
And I think its just you. If you're lucky, there are more around here in the same situation.
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Xenasis wrote:



Exactly why I'm was half way through that girlfriend guide you told me to make!







(Hopefully everyone sees I'm joking - but I'll put this here anyway just in case someone doesn't get it)

(PS: He did actually tell me to make one.)


I got kinda excited when I read it, but then I thought: "wait there, wtf? This is troll"
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TheJohn wrote:

Its the offtopics, theres nothing about the game here.
And I think its just you. If you're lucky, there are more around here in the same situation.


I meant that people who frequent a game forum are unlikely to have the best social lives ever.

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Exactly why I'm was half way through that girlfriend guide you told me to make!


plz huri up i need teh pussay i upvote u. wut item i get 1st? i already hav needlessly large rod
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Use common sense.

/life lessons from B-Wong

There's no special technique or catch-all special way to attract all dem *****es or whatever, use your ****ing brain and you'll get somewhere.

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theBMB wrote:

Make them as confused as possible about your relationship so they're forced to think about you all the time.

******* move right thar
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/Life lessons from Amanda:
(this is for ALL OF YOU)

1). Stop talking about chicks like they're objects. That will pretty much guarantee that most girls will dislike you.

2). Not all girls are shallow. In the OP the point is made that if a girl rejects you and then comes back to you then she wants something you have that you didn't have before. While this is sometimes true, girls don't usually think that way. (Everyone makes mistakes. You think you don't care and then you realize you really, really do. So you go back and explain yourself. I've been there, it's really hard to go to a guy and explain that you made a mistake...we all deserve a second chance once in a while.)

3). Most girls throw out futile hints, which most guys don't notice. So when you feel like you should ask, go for it. The worst she can say is "no".

hmmm more to come as I think on this.
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Mayyyn, you guys think too much.

To be honest there really is no technique, if you want to get a long time girl then it's a bit complected but if you want a girl just for show.. I think it's much easier to get those.

I've been with quite alot of girls (LOL E-Bragging), most of which have just been hot women who I basically just show off with. But I ditched all of that and I am currently with (well not exactly with, but we getting there) a beautiful girl who is extremely hard to get, who I am pretty sure will be a "long time girl".

So let's just say I know my ****.

First off you got to think about what girls look for in guys, girls usually want that Alpha Male. Tall, handsome, strong, intelligent, popular, funny, CONFIDENT, lovable, etc. But the thing is alot of guys are not that Alpha male, and TheJohn if you want to find a quality woman you will have to be that Alpha Male.

You have to start demonstrating Value, why would any woman want to date you? You're a useless piece of **** that plays video games, has no experience when it comes to the ladies, you ********* as soon as you penetrate, no social status and has no friends in real. You do not what to be that person. Start building popularity, I understand that if you are already a loser at school or work, you are not going to be popular all of a sudden, and even if you are, it will be short lived popularity.

Start building a foundation, keep in touch with the friends you already have but also slowly make more friends, socialize, be funny and be that guy that everyone can talk to. That guy who makes everybody laugh. What this does is make you FEEL more confident, you feel more important and you get less nerves when you speak with women. Remember that if your friends don't like how you have changed for the BETTER by becoming and independent popular individual, they really aren't your friends. They miss the days when you was a loser, it made them feel better and they could take advantage of you easier. It's a harsh world man, pick your friends wisely but try and be cool with everybody.

After you gain popularity girls will automatically come to you. You need to understand that right now you have no real experience and your best bet would be to either get an ugly woman who loves you alot or a hot woman who just wants you to make her more popular (the sex is good with this one). Imo don't go for those average/ugly women, leave those for the people who have no game at all. I'm sure you want to be loved but **** that. It's time you get a smoking hot girlfriend, play your cards right. Once you get this hot girlfriend display her publicly it will give you more value, alot of girls and guy will notice you and think "wow this ugly **********er got a smoking *** girl, I wanna know him", or the more jealous kind of women (average-ugly chicks) will think "omg he's such a material guy, omg he only likes *****s, omg I think I like him and I wanna go out with him but im not hot like the girls he is with, omgomg"

Mayn you got to learn from experience. You have to learn love and heartbreak. You have to be a playa (for a while anyway). Start to use this hot woman, sex... etc. Makes you a better lover and all women like a guy who takes control and bangs them good, not some guy who is shivering and who cant get it in because he doesnt know what the hell he is doing, and once he gets it in the just does one position for like 5 mins and then he finishes. Lal. You have to grab her, throw her around into like 10 different positions and be friggin awesome and experienced. (I am kinda a big guy around 6ft pretty chunky, so for the skinnier/flabby/shorter guys uhhh... im not too sure, try joining a gym or something.),,,, Another benefit of dating a hot girl is that it becomes very easy to talk to ugly/average girls and equally easy to talk to beautiful girls (the perfect woman, quality girls). The biggest barrier is conversation and these hot ****ty (but clean of diseases remember that) women will give you much needed experience and you will slowly start to build confidence.

So yeah, I think this is all the advice ill give for now, if you guys want to know moar I'll post it.

TL;DR: Make more friends, build Value. Date hot women.

Love Guru up in this *****.

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