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How to find a good girlfriend

Creator: TheJohn August 18, 2011 1:51pm

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theBMB wrote:

You a little love sick man? Basic idea when trying to date a girl: Don't give a ****. Seriously, act casual around her, don't make it obvious that you're interested, but be flirtatious. Make them as confused as possible about your relationship so they're forced to think about you all the time.


The problem with your second statement is that she's not coming back for what you have, she's attracted to the fact that you stopped caring about her, and she suddenly realizes she's not cool with that.
Meh, but what do I know, I've had no luck anyway.


I was in a hurry and forgot to write some things. But thats one of them. Nice that you said it, saved me some time.

Thats the first part. These things doesnt matter, they dont affect the rest of the plan.

You never know. I've met some girls that only came back when they realized that I got things they were looking for before. But as the plan says, one chance per life.

It's an after date technique, not a how-to-date one.
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John, it's an internet forum for a game. No one here has ever had a date in their lives.

Or is that just me?
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Luther3000 wrote:

John, it's an internet forum for a game. No one here has ever had a date in their lives.

Or is that just me?


Exactly why I'm was half way through that girlfriend guide you told me to make!







(Hopefully everyone sees I'm joking - but I'll put this here anyway just in case someone doesn't get it)

(PS: He did actually tell me to make one.)
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Luther3000 wrote:

John, it's an internet forum for a game. No one here has ever had a date in their lives.

Or is that just me?


Its the offtopics, theres nothing about the game here.
And I think its just you. If you're lucky, there are more around here in the same situation.
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Xenasis wrote:



Exactly why I'm was half way through that girlfriend guide you told me to make!







(Hopefully everyone sees I'm joking - but I'll put this here anyway just in case someone doesn't get it)

(PS: He did actually tell me to make one.)


I got kinda excited when I read it, but then I thought: "wait there, wtf? This is troll"
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TheJohn wrote:

Its the offtopics, theres nothing about the game here.
And I think its just you. If you're lucky, there are more around here in the same situation.


I meant that people who frequent a game forum are unlikely to have the best social lives ever.

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Exactly why I'm was half way through that girlfriend guide you told me to make!


plz huri up i need teh pussay i upvote u. wut item i get 1st? i already hav needlessly large rod
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Use common sense.

/life lessons from B-Wong

There's no special technique or catch-all special way to attract all dem *****es or whatever, use your ****ing brain and you'll get somewhere.

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theBMB wrote:

Make them as confused as possible about your relationship so they're forced to think about you all the time.

******* move right thar
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Life lesson from B-wong eh?

/Life lesson from Yougan:

If you're in love with a douche... Then you have failed. :3

No but I did read somewhere that It's possible for humans to have "linked minds" or something... Wich means that if you think about someone much there is a high chance the person is thinking about you.

I like pie.

Thanks to jhoijhoi, Brynolf, Jeffy40hands, Samoh, MissMaw, Vavena, Koksei and The-Nameless-Bard for my signs
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/Life lessons from Amanda:
(this is for ALL OF YOU)

1). Stop talking about chicks like they're objects. That will pretty much guarantee that most girls will dislike you.

2). Not all girls are shallow. In the OP the point is made that if a girl rejects you and then comes back to you then she wants something you have that you didn't have before. While this is sometimes true, girls don't usually think that way. (Everyone makes mistakes. You think you don't care and then you realize you really, really do. So you go back and explain yourself. I've been there, it's really hard to go to a guy and explain that you made a mistake...we all deserve a second chance once in a while.)

3). Most girls throw out futile hints, which most guys don't notice. So when you feel like you should ask, go for it. The worst she can say is "no".

hmmm more to come as I think on this.

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