How to find a good girlfriend

[quote=Symphunny]Bro, girls are so complicated Q__Q you know when you found a perfect girl when she's being true to herself, when she's real. Before getting a gf, you got to know the real them first. Best types of girls are those that are cute, real, nice, caring, hilarious, and those who value their own opinions before others, those who have an open heart and mind. After typing all that, at some point, I forgot what I was typing about...[/quote]

[quote=Embracing][quote=Symphunny] Bro, girls are so complicated Q__Q you know when you found a perfect girl when she's being true to herself, when she's real. Before getting a gf, you got to know the real them first. Best types of girls are those that are cute, real, nice, caring, hilarious, and those who value their own opinions before others, those who have an open heart and mind. After typing all that, at some point, I forgot what I was typing about... [/quote] ^ and My school has no hot girls. GG.[/quote]

[quote=Dante Rebellion][quote=jhoijhoi] As the only other female active on these forums (not sure where Mowen went), I felt like I should state my opinion. 1) Dante you are a chauvinistic bastard. You sound like one of those dickheads that would get a girl pregnant, deny it, and then straight away start grabbing ass, male or female. You're that guy at high school who did have a few girlfriends, and each time you dumped them, you said, "Hey baby, it's not you... it's me." Reality check - once you're out of high school, that tactic will not work. Your group of friends that you're popular with - they're not going to follow you your whole life like a fucking personal marching band. Your attitude towards women is disgusting and males like you are the reason why nice girls get knocked up and have abortions. 2) Dante is also, sort of right. Yes, girls in high school will fawn over popular boys. But they're just as likely to go after the quiet, shy guy, or the academic type. If you are having trouble picking up a girlfriend, these are the only possible reasons: a) You are extremely unattractive (like naturally you're bad looking. Really obese, really hairy with monobrow, eyes too close together) b) You are tall, but you hunch yourself over so that you don't look as tall (FOR CRYING OUT LOUD STAND UP STRAIGHT, GIRLS LOVE TALL GUYS!) c) You smell. Seriously. Put on some deodorant, wash your hair so it's not greasy. d) Your teeth are bad. If they are crooked, I guess there's nothing you can do if you can't afford the dentist, but yellow teeth are inexcusable. Stop smoking. Stop drinking. Start brushing your teeth. e) You are stupid. You do stupid things at lunch time. You get poor grades. f) You did something bad that everyone remembers (and are bullied/teased for it) ^ these reasons are the only reasons why you shouldn't have a girlfriend. [/quote] Calm down lol, I believe in safety, condoms and birth control. All that good stuff. I'm not the kind of guy that will mindlessly bang any hot woman, resulting in them getting pregnant.. etc.. Abortions. With that being said.. Holy shit Jhoi you was on a rampage, lolololol. Buuuuut.. Ima keep doing what I do, it's working out great for me. I'm living life. The only reason why your angry and so offended is because im being very frank and telling people what I do, which is working great and is so painfully true that you refuse to agree with the facts. "Your group of friends that you're popular with - they're not going to follow you your whole life like a fucking personal marching band." Follow me? who said anything about following me... I said be cool with everyone. Be friendly. Make friends. When you have alot of friends they automatically will make you feel better, and raise your value. There will be certain people who follow you, but that's whatever. Know people, it will help you out ALOT.[/quote]

[quote=PotatisFarfar]@Dante Didn't know you were a "Playa" trololol. But really. If you have ok looks. And Some kind of social skills. It shuld not be so hard to get a girlfriend... Even i can do it. And i am not that handsome -.-[/quote]

[quote=Adonikam]Make yourself look as good as me and you'll be set[/quote]

[quote=Lugignaf]The all knowing, ax-wielding Aussie has spoken! All hail the power if the six-packed Kangaroo god![/quote]

[quote=Dante Rebellion][quote=PotatisFarfar] @Dante Didn't know you were a "Playa" trololol. But really. If you have ok looks. And Some kind of social skills. It shuld not be so hard to get a girlfriend... Even i can do it. And i am not that handsome -.- [/quote] Lallaalal I'm not really a playa, I used to like to switch women when I get bored :P.. I didnt cheat and stuff.[/quote]

[quote=Lugignaf]I sense a gap in your logic.... About 1 woman bigger than it should be...[/quote]

[quote=Adonikam][quote=Lugignaf] The all knowing, ax-wielding Aussie has spoken! All hail the power of the six-packed Kangaroo god! [/quote] lol jhoi's aussie too =P[/quote]

[quote=Dotter]In Denmark people don't fall in love. They just get drunk and hump each other.[/quote]