"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
^Ya cheap **** :P
""Toshabi took thy **** and strucketh Hotshot in his face 'thou art no god'" Toshabi 3:16" - Toshabi
"And then, TheJohn said something so Brazilian that it made all the Brazilians in Brazil turn to look at him" - Toshabi
"abloobloo ur triggering me" - Toshabi
"And then, TheJohn said something so Brazilian that it made all the Brazilians in Brazil turn to look at him" - Toshabi
"abloobloo ur triggering me" - Toshabi
Lugignaf wrote:
Hnggggggggg.... I would but sadly I'm really poor personally.
Indie games are great. Especially Cannabalt. It's also free online though so, I dunno why I'd buy it for my computer. :P
It's a really cheap couple of games. If you should buy any games at all these should he high priority.
Cannabalt is really just there for the Android version, which also has a few new features and new 3D graphics.
"He cooked cake." - MrCuddowls
"Oh forget it, I have nothing to hid, I admit it, 12 hours of every single day of my life ever since I was eleven years old have been anal sex with canoes" - MrCuddowls
"Oh forget it, I have nothing to hid, I admit it, 12 hours of every single day of my life ever since I was eleven years old have been anal sex with canoes" - MrCuddowls
Snuggle Truck was just added!
Who wouldn't like to go ride in an old truck full of cute stuffed animals?
What could possibly go wrong?
Who wouldn't like to go ride in an old truck full of cute stuffed animals?
What could possibly go wrong?
"I love the dirty bomb tag because i get either
a) posts about the game
b) current world affairs" - steel-sentry
a) posts about the game
b) current world affairs" - steel-sentry
Snuggle Truck was supposed to be named Smuggle Truck at first.
The point of the game is to smuggle immigrants across the border as fast as you can.
Sadly some publishers thought it was a tad bit too "spicy".
So they just replaced the m with an n and changed the immigrants into plushies. PROBLEM SOLVED!
The point of the game is to smuggle immigrants across the border as fast as you can.
Sadly some publishers thought it was a tad bit too "spicy".
So they just replaced the m with an n and changed the immigrants into plushies. PROBLEM SOLVED!
Google has a job title called "Head of Black Community Engagement"..
I don't know whether to cry or laugh.. or both.
I don't know whether to cry or laugh.. or both.
It's not the game's mechanics that are terrible it's the presentation that's terrible.
If the truck was transporting something like... bombs, it might sell a tad better.
The fact that you're transporting a bunch of snuggle bunnies... not the best selling point.
If the truck was transporting something like... bombs, it might sell a tad better.
The fact that you're transporting a bunch of snuggle bunnies... not the best selling point.
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Works on all operating systems AND Android.
Get it while you can!
And do contribute at least ~10$, don't be cheap.