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Lugignaf wrote:
Hnggggggggg.... I would but sadly I'm really poor personally.
Indie games are great. Especially Cannabalt. It's also free online though so, I dunno why I'd buy it for my computer. :P
It's a really cheap couple of games. If you should buy any games at all these should he high priority.
Cannabalt is really just there for the Android version, which also has a few new features and new 3D graphics.
Sittin' on chimneys, putting fire up my ***.
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Snuggle Truck was just added!
Who wouldn't like to go ride in an old truck full of cute stuffed animals?
What could possibly go wrong?
Who wouldn't like to go ride in an old truck full of cute stuffed animals?
What could possibly go wrong?
"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford
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"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
Snuggle Truck was supposed to be named Smuggle Truck at first.
The point of the game is to smuggle immigrants across the border as fast as you can.
Sadly some publishers thought it was a tad bit too "spicy".
So they just replaced the m with an n and changed the immigrants into plushies. PROBLEM SOLVED!
The point of the game is to smuggle immigrants across the border as fast as you can.
Sadly some publishers thought it was a tad bit too "spicy".
So they just replaced the m with an n and changed the immigrants into plushies. PROBLEM SOLVED!
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"MY WHOLE LIFE IS A WANK." - WTTNHK
"There are boobs...LOTS OF BOOBS. And then Obama comes out of no where." - JEFFY40HANDS, on Air Gear
Lugignaf wrote:
****in snuggle truck....
That game... sobad.
What? Why?
I only played a little, but it seemed pretty good.
"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
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Works on all operating systems AND Android.
Get it while you can!
And do contribute at least ~10$, don't be cheap.