"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Hnggggggggg.... I would but sadly I'm really poor personally.
Indie games are great. Especially Cannabalt. It's also free online though so, I dunno why I'd buy it for my computer. :P
Indie games are great. Especially Cannabalt. It's also free online though so, I dunno why I'd buy it for my computer. :P
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Lugignaf wrote:
Hnggggggggg.... I would but sadly I'm really poor personally.
Indie games are great. Especially Cannabalt. It's also free online though so, I dunno why I'd buy it for my computer. :P
It's a really cheap couple of games. If you should buy any games at all these should he high priority.
Cannabalt is really just there for the Android version, which also has a few new features and new 3D graphics.
I'm a strong independent black mage who don't need no mana.
Snuggle Truck was just added!
Who wouldn't like to go ride in an old truck full of cute stuffed animals?
What could possibly go wrong?
Who wouldn't like to go ride in an old truck full of cute stuffed animals?
What could possibly go wrong?
"every now and again you come across a game that has so little emotional connection to who you are that you end up standing there, gazing at the screen and saying "I'm just pressing buttons and my life has no meaning,"" - Colin Campbell
Snuggle Truck was supposed to be named Smuggle Truck at first.
The point of the game is to smuggle immigrants across the border as fast as you can.
Sadly some publishers thought it was a tad bit too "spicy".
So they just replaced the m with an n and changed the immigrants into plushies. PROBLEM SOLVED!
The point of the game is to smuggle immigrants across the border as fast as you can.
Sadly some publishers thought it was a tad bit too "spicy".
So they just replaced the m with an n and changed the immigrants into plushies. PROBLEM SOLVED!
"Gold can't buy you rape." - Mr Sark
Lugignaf wrote:
****in snuggle truck....
That game... sobad.
What? Why?
I only played a little, but it seemed pretty good.
Sittin' on chimneys, putting fire up my ***.
"I biked 12km in a blizzard today and mice are chewing on my chocolate bars. Life's good."
"I biked 12km in a blizzard today and mice are chewing on my chocolate bars. Life's good."
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