Hnggggggggg.... I would but sadly I'm really poor personally.
Indie games are great. Especially Cannabalt. It's also free online though so, I dunno why I'd buy it for my computer. :P
Indie games are great. Especially Cannabalt. It's also free online though so, I dunno why I'd buy it for my computer. :P
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^Ya cheap **** :P
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Lugignaf wrote:
Hnggggggggg.... I would but sadly I'm really poor personally.
Indie games are great. Especially Cannabalt. It's also free online though so, I dunno why I'd buy it for my computer. :P
It's a really cheap couple of games. If you should buy any games at all these should he high priority.
Cannabalt is really just there for the Android version, which also has a few new features and new 3D graphics.
"I'm ebolakin. You can refer to me as Ebola-Chan." - Vurtax
"I also am Otherkin. Whenever autumn rolls around I can feel my kin-type slowly taking over my body. You must know, I identify as pumpkin. I can control it pretty good most of the time, but when September ends, I just cant hold it in anymore. Whenever Im outside I see my brothers and sisters being chopped into soup, coffee, donuts, cake, drinks, bread - ppl even cut human faces into their skin, making a mockery out of their noble appearance. When I see things like that I cant control my pumpkin urges anymore. My natural instincts kick in. I then sit down motionless, while getting bright orange." - Morgana L
"I also am Otherkin. Whenever autumn rolls around I can feel my kin-type slowly taking over my body. You must know, I identify as pumpkin. I can control it pretty good most of the time, but when September ends, I just cant hold it in anymore. Whenever Im outside I see my brothers and sisters being chopped into soup, coffee, donuts, cake, drinks, bread - ppl even cut human faces into their skin, making a mockery out of their noble appearance. When I see things like that I cant control my pumpkin urges anymore. My natural instincts kick in. I then sit down motionless, while getting bright orange." - Morgana L
Snuggle Truck was just added!
Who wouldn't like to go ride in an old truck full of cute stuffed animals?
What could possibly go wrong?
Who wouldn't like to go ride in an old truck full of cute stuffed animals?
What could possibly go wrong?
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
****in snuggle truck....
That game... sobad.
That game... sobad.
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Snuggle Truck was supposed to be named Smuggle Truck at first.
The point of the game is to smuggle immigrants across the border as fast as you can.
Sadly some publishers thought it was a tad bit too "spicy".
So they just replaced the m with an n and changed the immigrants into plushies. PROBLEM SOLVED!
The point of the game is to smuggle immigrants across the border as fast as you can.
Sadly some publishers thought it was a tad bit too "spicy".
So they just replaced the m with an n and changed the immigrants into plushies. PROBLEM SOLVED!
"Games may not be art, but this one did wonderful things to my ****." - Roger Ebert
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
Lugignaf wrote:
****in snuggle truck....
That game... sobad.
What? Why?
I only played a little, but it seemed pretty good.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
It's not the game's mechanics that are terrible it's the presentation that's terrible.
If the truck was transporting something like... bombs, it might sell a tad better.
The fact that you're transporting a bunch of snuggle bunnies... not the best selling point.
If the truck was transporting something like... bombs, it might sell a tad better.
The fact that you're transporting a bunch of snuggle bunnies... not the best selling point.
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